Fat Albert

Fat Albert quotes

55 total quotes (ID: 205)

Dumb Donald
Fat Albert
Multiple Characters
Weird Hal

Aren't you the hip-hop fool.

Arthur! Learn the handshake!

Doris, no one came out of our television set.

Doris, why are you acting like a loser? You're not a loser.

Guys, I see...cheerleaders.

I can't take my sweater off...because I, uh, don't know what's underneath.

I don't have friends because I don't want friends.

I don't have problems. I solve problems.

I have a face? I do? I do!

I have no face.

I'm a party animal!

I'm Fat Albert.

Listen up, everybody! This fat fool is not what he appears to be!

Literary works

Okay, Daddy and I are gonna have to have a long talk. I don't know how, but I'm gonna tell him that we need a gate. Some kind of guard or screen to put over the television set so nobody can get out. Okay.