Fat Albert quotes
55 total quotesLauri
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There's no way I'm letting that fat kid get over on Lauri.
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Arthur! Learn the handshake!
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Listen up, everybody! This fat fool is not what he appears to be!
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Aren't you the hip-hop fool.
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[repeated line]: (hits or scratches head) I am so confused!
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I have no face.
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I have a face? I do? I do!
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I'm a party animal!
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(repeated line) Guys, guys!
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Guys, I see...cheerleaders.
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You're like school on Saturday: no class.
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Those guys, Albert's friends...they're very strange. I think they could be some kind of a cult.
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Doris, no one came out of our television set.
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Doris, why are you acting like a loser? You're not a loser.
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Arthur: Yo! Nobody makes a fool out of Reggie except for Reggie.