Fat Albert quotes

55 total quotes

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Fat Albert

View Quote There's no way I'm letting that fat kid get over on Lauri.

View Quote Arthur! Learn the handshake!

View Quote Listen up, everybody! This fat fool is not what he appears to be!

View Quote Aren't you the hip-hop fool.

View Quote [repeated line]: (hits or scratches head) I am so confused!

View Quote I have no face.

View Quote I have a face? I do? I do!

View Quote I'm a party animal!

View Quote (repeated line) Guys, guys!

View Quote Guys, I see...cheerleaders.

View Quote You're like school on Saturday: no class.

View Quote Those guys, Albert's friends...they're very strange. I think they could be some kind of a cult.

View Quote Doris, no one came out of our television set.

View Quote Doris, why are you acting like a loser? You're not a loser.

View Quote Arthur: Yo! Nobody makes a fool out of Reggie except for Reggie.