Fargo quotes

61 total quotes

Carl Showalter
Jerry Lundegaard
Marge Gunderson

Multiple Characters
Opening Text
Wade Gustafson

View Quote So that was Mrs. Lundegaard on the floor in there. And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper. And those three people in Brainerd. And for what? For a little bit of money. There's more to life than a little money, you know. Don't you know that? And here ya are, and it's a beautiful day. Well, I just don't understand it.

View Quote I'm, uh, Jerry Lundegaard.

View Quote Well...he never done this before. My boss said I can take $100 off of that Truecoat!

View Quote THIS IS A TRUE STORY.
The events depicted in this film
took place in Minnesota in 1987.
At the request of the survivors,
the names have been changed.
Out of respect for the dead,
the rest has been told exactly
as it occurred.

View Quote [on the phone] Oh my. Where? Yeah? Aw geez. Okay, there in a jif. Real good, then.

View Quote [when her husband, Norm, kisses her] Ya got Arby's all over me.

View Quote Mind if I sit down? I'm carrying quite a load here.

View Quote [Practices calling Wade] Yah, Wade, It's Jerry, I... Yah, Wade, it's, I, it's Jerry... I don't know what to do it's Jean. I don't know what to do it's my wife. I don't know what to do it's Jean. Wade, it's Jerry, I... Wade, it's Jerry! We gotta talk! Oh, geez, it's terrible... [calls the number] Yah, Wade Gustafson, please.

View Quote Yah. Okay. Real good then.

View Quote I answered the darn - I'm cooperating here!

View Quote Let's watch that language there

View Quote Would you crack the ****in' window open, man. You know, it's proven that second-hand smoke is, uh, carcin-... uh, you know, cancer related or something.

View Quote Keep it still back there, lady, or else we're gonna have to, ya know, to shoot ya.

View Quote Just in town on business. Just in and out. Ha. Just a little of the old in-and-out.

View Quote [After Grimsrud has shot a cop right next to him] Whoa, daddy.