Eurotrip quotes

20 total quotes (ID: 195)


Cecil: So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunkey in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yardballs!
Cooper: Wow. You guys are on like a completely different level of swearing over here.

I saw a gay porno once. I didn't know until halfway in. The girls never came. The girls never came!

We're from the Manchester United fan club from [gulp] Ohio

Repeated line: I'm never drinking again.

This isn't where I parked my car.

Haha look at Jamie's penis!

So, what's the etiquette on boners? Do I roll over and dig out a hole for it, or is it cool to just let my flag fly?

Oh, here it is. Bratislava. Hmm. Capital of Slovakia. Oh, here's a fun fact. [Jamie looks up, interested] You made out with your sister, man!

Hot European Sex!

Later Bert, stay black bro

(to Jenny) You're just a really cool dude with long hair.

Weird Italian Guy: Mi Scusi!
Mad Maynard: Oi Lads! That wanker's got a franc football shirt on! Let's give this nancy a ****ing good kicking!
Mad Maynard: **** Off! Get out of it, you wankers! Go on, you gaelic ****ing garlic breathtossers! Piss Off! Come in and say that, mate! C'mon! ****ing come and have it! You ****ing beep!?! We'll beep you bastards all over your ****ing nose! **** Off! Go on, you french bastards! Get on the other side of the road, you pricks! C'mon out of it! **** Off! I'm knackered!
Donny: Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me do it in my van every Sunday.
Mad Maynard: If your not a manc, your a wank!

Scott: So, have you guys decided where you wanna go first?
Jenny: Paris! I heard two years ago, Nicky Jager's sister, Debbie, met this wealthy French guy, and spent a month sailing the Mediterranean on his yacht. Isn't that just the most romantic thing you've ever heard?
Cooper: Stuck on a boat with a weird French guy? That sounds a little gay.
Jenny: It's not gay. I'm a girl.
Scott: Kinda gay.
Cooper: A little gay.

Jenny: So you just go around Europe sleeping with every woman you meet?
French rich guy: No, please. It is not like that. I also sleep with men.

Cooper: Dude, Mieke's hideous! Run!
Scott: Stop.