Cooper quotes

This isn't where I parked my car.

Haha look at Jamie's penis!

So, what's the etiquette on boners? Do I roll over and dig out a hole for it, or is it cool to just let my flag fly?

Oh, here it is. Bratislava. Hmm. Capital of Slovakia. Oh, here's a fun fact. [Jamie looks up, interested] You made out with your sister, man!

Hot European Sex!

Later Bert, stay black bro

(to Jenny) You're just a really cool dude with long hair.

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