Die Hard 2: Die Harder

Die Hard 2: Die Harder quotes

26 total quotes (ID: 1026)

Captain Carmine Lorenzo
John McClane
Richard Thornburg


Holly: They told me there were terrorists at the airport.
McClane: Yeah, I heard that too.


Yippie-Ki-Yay, mother****er.

Grant: McClane, you showed some balls out there man.
McClane: Yeah.
Grant: Now, show some good sense. Let the pros handle this.
McClane: Well, looks like the pros are on the wrong team tonight.

What the **** do you think this is, eh? The safety patrol, here? This is the resume of a professional mercenary, you've got the world's biggest drug dealer on his way here now, what d'ya need, a slide rule to figure this out. Or maybe another body in a zipper bag before we start asking questions.

No, don't write it up, don't write it up. Come on, man. This is my mother in law's car. She's all ready mad at me because I'm not a dentist.

Ah, man, I can't ****ing believe this. Another basement, another elevator. How could the same shit happen to the same guy, twice.

Thornburg: You cannot put me near that woman.
Air Stewardess: Excuse me?
Holly: He means he's filed a restraining order against me. I'm not allowed within 50 feet of him.
Thornburg: 50 yards. So, by keeping me in this section, you are violating a court order. I can sue you and this airline. That woman assaulted me and she humiliated me in public.
Air Stewardess: What did you do?
Holly: Knocked out two of his teeth.
Air Stewardess: Would you like some champagne?

Hey, Carmine. Let me ask you something. What sets off the metal detectors first, the lead in your ass or the shit in your brain?

Hey, McClane, don't start believing in your own press. Yeah, yeah. I know all about you and that Nakatomi thing in LA. But just because the TV thinks you're hot shit, that don't make it so. Look, you are in my little pond now, and I am the big fish that runs it. So you capped some low life, fine.

I've got an unidentified stiff here.

[During an attempt for a live broadcast aboard the NEA plane] Put me on live broadcast or start typing your resum