Die Hard 2: Die Harder quotes

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Captain Carmine Lorenzo
John McClane
Richard Thornburg

View Quote Ah, man, I can't ****ing believe this. Another basement, another elevator. How could the same shit happen to the same guy, twice.

View Quote McClane: Honey. What are you doing? Where are you? Did you land yet?
Holly: Honey, it's the nineties, remember? Micro-chips, Micro-waves, faxes, air phones.
McClane: He, he, he. Okay, well, as far as I'm concerned, progress peaked at frozen pizza.

View Quote And I've got everybody from the Shriners convention to the goddamn Boyscouts traipsing through here. I've got lost kids, lost dogs. "Not now." I've got international diplomats. I've got a ****ing reindeer flying in here from the ****ing petting zoo. But, John McClane, he's got a little problem. Hell, let's shut down the whole ****ing airport. Now, what do you think they're gonna say upstairs when I'm gonna tell them that.

View Quote Lorenzo: Hey McClane, I've got a first class unit in here, SWAT team and all. We don't need any Monday morning quarterback.
McClane: **** Monday morning, my wife is on one of the goddamn planes these guys are ****ing with, that puts me on the playing field. And if you had moved your fat ass when I told you to, we wouldn't be hip deep in shit right now...

View Quote Samantha: Jesus, you give me the story and I'll have your baby.
McClane: Not the kind of ride I'm looking for.

View Quote Stewart: How is it going? [pushes McClane off the plane] Bon voyage! [McClane pulls off the gas cap as he falls] Happy landing asshole!
McClane: [pulls out lighter] Yippie kai yay, mother****er. [throws lighter onto gas trail, igniting it and blowing up the plane as it takes off]

View Quote Esperanza: Who are you?
McClane: A cop.
Esperanza: A cop?
McClane: Yeah, one of the good guys. You see, you're one of the bad guys and now that I've got your sorry ass, I'm gonna trade it for my wife.

View Quote Helicopter Pilot: What's the matter cowboy, the ride too rough?
McClane: I don't like to fly.
Helicopter Pilot: Then, what are you doing here?
McClane: I don't like to lose either!

View Quote McClane: Look, I'm a cop. LAPD. How about a little team spirit, eh?
Car Impounder: Oh, I was in LA once. Hated it.

View Quote McClane: Captain Lorenzo?
Lorenzo: Yeah.
McClane: John McClane.
Lorenzo: Yeah, yeah. I know who you are. You're the asshole that's just broke 7 FAA and 5 District of Columbia regulations, running around my airport with a gun, shooting at people. What do you call that shit?
McClane: Self-defense.

View Quote McClane: Guess I was wrong about you, you're not such an asshole after all.
Grant: No, you were right. I'm just your kind of asshole.

View Quote Al: Hey, I'm right here partner. Your stiffed ass is coming through right now.
McClane: What can you tell me about him?
Al: He's dead.
McClane: You needed a computer to figure that one out?
Al: No, no, no. You don't follow me. According to the department of defense, he's been dead for two years.

View Quote Al: Well, what is it about?
McClane: Oh, just a feeling I have.
Al: Ouch. When you get those feelings, the insurance companies start to get bankrupt.

View Quote Samantha: Big drug dealer on his way to prison. Gun fired in airport. Every controller and cafe shop getting beeped and hauling ass. And you, rocking the boat. Connection? Come on, McClane. Just a few words.
McClane: Ok, just a few words. **** off.
Samantha: Thanks, but I already got that from Colonel Stewart.

View Quote Grant: McClane, you showed some balls out there man.
McClane: Yeah.
Grant: Now, show some good sense. Let the pros handle this.
McClane: Well, looks like the pros are on the wrong team tonight.