Dick

Dick quotes

29 total quotes (ID: 1025)

Arlene Lorenzo
Betsy Jobs
Carl Bernstein
Henry Kissinger
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President Richard M. Nixon ('Dick')


Excuse me, Mr. President. I was not informed that you were in the middle of... what the hell ARE you in the middle of?


Checkers - shut up! Or I'll feed you to the Chinese!

[Shouting, to Arlene] You can't let Dick control your life!

I love Dick!

It's called incest, Arlene, and it's against the law.

We have a very important school report on turquoise jewelry due in two days, and we can't find any books on it, and the President's having us followed. It's too much pressure.

What about that list from CREEP? How could you let your dog eat it?! [Hysterical] You're ruining my life!!!

War is not healthy for children and other living things.

[To Richard Nixon] You kicked Checkers, you're prejudiced, and you have a potty mouth!

I've got a way with young people. They trust me.

You don't mess with the big boys!!

It's alright, gentlemen. I'm familiar with these two young ladies. Well, not "familiar", familiar, obviously. I mean, I know them. We discussed foreign policy. [A secret service agent rolls his eyes knowingly] Don't you give me that look!

I'll take responsibility here. I'll be the only person in this administration who's willing to take responsibility for anything.

Dick is going down, man!