Dick quotes

29 total quotes (ID: 1025)

Arlene Lorenzo
Betsy Jobs
Carl Bernstein
Henry Kissinger
President Richard M. Nixon ('Dick')

[To Richard Nixon] You kicked Checkers, you're prejudiced, and you have a potty mouth!

[Shouting, to Arlene] You can't let Dick control your life!

It's called incest, Arlene, and it's against the law.

War is not healthy for children and other living things.

We have a very important school report on turquoise jewelry due in two days, and we can't find any books on it, and the President's having us followed. It's too much pressure.

I love Dick!

[Being followed by the President's 'plumbers'] Dick frightens me.

[After seeing Nixon's "I am not a crook" speech immediately after a threatening call] He's trying to drive me insane!

Checkers - shut up! Or I'll feed you to the Chinese!

I've got a way with young people. They trust me.

You don't mess with the big boys!!

What about that list from CREEP? How could you let your dog eat it?! [Hysterical] You're ruining my life!!!

Dick is going down, man!

Excuse me, Mr. President. I was not informed that you were in the middle of... what the hell ARE you in the middle of?

It's alright, gentlemen. I'm familiar with these two young ladies. Well, not "familiar", familiar, obviously. I mean, I know them. We discussed foreign policy. [A secret service agent rolls his eyes knowingly] Don't you give me that look!