The Devil's Rejects

The Devil's Rejects quotes

44 total quotes (ID: 1024)

Baby
Captain Spaulding
Otis B. Driftwood
Sheriff John Quincy Wydell


Boy the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some ****ing brilliant Mark Twain shit. Cause it's definetly getting chisled on your tombstone.


I am the Devil, and I am here to do the Devil's work.

[While hijacking a car with a boy inside] What's the matter kid, don't you like clowns? [Kid nods "no"] Why? Don't we make ya laugh, aren't we ****in' funny? You best come up with an answer because I'm gonna be checking up on you and your mama. And if you don't have a reason why you hate clowns, I'm gonna kill your whole ****in' family.

[To Captain Spaulding and Baby]Forget it, there is no ****in' ice cream in your ****in' future. [Cut to Spaulding and Baby in the car with ice cream, Otis looks annoyed]

Consider me ****in' Willy ****in' Wonka! This is my ****ing chocolate factory! You got it? My factory!

Ha, that's what they all say "**** you". Well it ain't gonna save you. It don't scare me none. And it certainly doesn't make you a ****in' hero!

Do I stutter, bitch?

Stop? Bitch I have just started.

Hoss, I want you to pray to your God. I want you to pray that he comes to save you. I want lightning to come down and crash upon my ****in' head!

[To Charlie's top earning girl] "Baby I set my standards pretty low, so I'm never disappointed."

[Baby is dancing in front of Otis and the hostages]:Baby:[Repeated] Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, look at the these. Otis: Hoss, are you staring at my sister thinking bad thoughts?
Roy: No,
Otis: Well why not, are you a ****?
Roy: No,
Otis: Well what then? I mean you got this hot, young piece of ass shaking your shit in front of you and you're not getting any ideas. What do you call that?
Roy: I'm a married man.
Otis: Oh, a married ****in' man. Hey that's just great! Why don't we all give a big round of applause for the married man!
[He and Baby clap and laugh] Otis: Okay mama, get up here.
Gloria: What,
Otis: Get on your feet. I want to know what's been keeping the married man in line all these years.
Adam Banjo: Please, mister. This is insane.
Otis B. Driftwood: Boy, the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant ****in' Mark Twain shit. 'Cause it's definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone.

As God is my witness, I have only just begun.

Dying's not an option, now you stick that back in that gray matter of yours and you make that stick. Cause any other thought's gonna get you cold slab toe tagged, mailed home to your mama in a plastic bag, are we crystal.

[Talking to himself in mirror] You know I got to tell you, that's some catchphrase you got there, Devil's Rejects. What? You got something to say to me clown, huh. I bet you scare lots of folks, don't ya? Yeah, regular ****in' killer. You want a piece of this mother****er? You want a piece of this? Huh, what you got! What you got! Lord I am your arm of justice. Lord I am your arm of justice. Lord I am your arm of justice. Your righteous sword of vengeance. Let my blows be true. From the illusion lead me to truth. From darkness lead me to light. From death lead me to eternal life.

You want to see what happens to heroes boy? You want to see bad ass mother****er! I'll show ya badass!