Death to Smoochy

Death to Smoochy quotes

33 total quotes (ID: 829)

Rainbow Randolph
Sheldon Mopes/Smoochy

When my brothers and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker.

You better grow eyes in the back of your head, you horned piece of shit, because I'm not gonna sleep until worms are crawling up your foam-rubber ass! I'm goin' on safari, mother****er! SAH-FAR-I! [makes a rhino noise]

You can't change the world but you can make a dent.