Rainbow Randolph quotes

Bastard son of Barney! Die! Die, stuffed ball of fluff! Illegitimate Teletubbie! Die, you Muppet from hell! Die, you foam mother****er!

That fuschia ****! I'm gonna tear him apart, piece by piece!

Even when you're squeaky clean, you can still fall in the mud.

[Smoochy holds up a penis-shaped cookie made by Randolph] What are you, blind? It's a ****! It's not a rocket, you sick ****! It's a ****! Look. It's a **** and balls! A dick! Chorizo and the huevos! It's a big stiffy! It's a penis! Penis maximus! A willie! A weenie! Mr. Jiggle Daddy! The one-eyed wonder weasel! Don't you see that? It's Jimmy and the twins. Rumple Foreskin. He made this. It's made from dil-dough.

You better grow eyes in the back of your head, you horned piece of shit, because I'm not gonna sleep until worms are crawling up your foam-rubber ass! I'm goin' on safari, mother****er! SAH-FAR-I! [makes a rhino noise]

[to a baby, after framing Sheldon] Hello, little nipple-nibbler. The rhino's a Nazi!

[after getting egged] I've been shot! I'm bleeding! Salmonella! You're a lawyer! That's salmonella!

[after being assaulted by Tommy and her henchmen] All right, that's it, you bloodsucking freaks! I'm suing your Riverdance act! Have you all shipped back home, eh?!

[to Sheldon] Bite me, Buddha!

[to Sheldon] Do not start with your magician's tricks, young Moses! I am Pharaoh! And you are my slave...and this is my kingdom!

[As Randolph and Buggy are dangling from a ceiling catwalk] Let go of me you ****ING JUNKIE!

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