The Crow quotes
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T-Bird
Tin Tin
Top Dollar
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[Two cops are on watch, drinking coffee]
Cop 1: You got that cream stuff? [Cop 2 hands it over.] I hate this. They can't even call it cream legally.
[T-Bird and Eric drive by at 90 MPH]
Cop 2: What in the crap-- [speeds off after T-bird's car]
[Cop 1 screams as the acceleration of the car makes him spill hot coffee all over himself.]
Cop 1: You got that cream stuff? [Cop 2 hands it over.] I hate this. They can't even call it cream legally.
[T-Bird and Eric drive by at 90 MPH]
Cop 2: What in the crap-- [speeds off after T-bird's car]
[Cop 1 screams as the acceleration of the car makes him spill hot coffee all over himself.]
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Detective Torres: Who's the cartoon character in the painted face?
Albrecht: Hey, you're the detective. Why don't you tell me?
Detective Torres: Okay. Gideons blows all to hell and you're having a chitchat with some weirdo who winds up in T-Bird's car when it zigs instead of zags. Then you steal one of my case files from homicide, and you're saying this is just a ****ing automobile accident? Come on!
Albrecht: Yeah. Good speech though. I didn't wanna interrupt you. It sounded good. You gotta write that shit down!
Albrecht: Hey, you're the detective. Why don't you tell me?
Detective Torres: Okay. Gideons blows all to hell and you're having a chitchat with some weirdo who winds up in T-Bird's car when it zigs instead of zags. Then you steal one of my case files from homicide, and you're saying this is just a ****ing automobile accident? Come on!
Albrecht: Yeah. Good speech though. I didn't wanna interrupt you. It sounded good. You gotta write that shit down!
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Sarah: I knew it was you. Even with the makeup. I remembered your song. You said, “can't rain all the time.” That is from your song, right? [Pause. No answer.] Come on, Eric, I know you're here. I miss you... and Shelly. Get so lonely all by myself. [Pause. Still no answer.] The hell with you. I thought you cared. [She turns to leave and sees Eric's shadow on the wall.]
Eric: Sarah, I do care. [Sarah runs to him and they hug.]
Eric: Sarah, I do care. [Sarah runs to him and they hug.]
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Sarah: When someone's dead, they can't come back, can they?
Albrecht: That's what I thought. Are you referring to anyone in particular?
Sarah: You'll just think I'm nuts.
Albrecht: Yeah, well, then maybe they'll have to lock us both up.
Sarah: You see him too?
Albrecht: I saw somebody. Maybe it was your fairy godfather.
Sarah: [Sadly] Eric didn't come back for me. He can't be my friend any more because, well, I'm alive.
Albrecht: You want a friend to walk you home?
[Sarah nods.]
Albrecht: That's what I thought. Are you referring to anyone in particular?
Sarah: You'll just think I'm nuts.
Albrecht: Yeah, well, then maybe they'll have to lock us both up.
Sarah: You see him too?
Albrecht: I saw somebody. Maybe it was your fairy godfather.
Sarah: [Sadly] Eric didn't come back for me. He can't be my friend any more because, well, I'm alive.
Albrecht: You want a friend to walk you home?
[Sarah nods.]
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Top Dollar: Problem is, it's all been done before.
Bad Ass Criminal: That's no reason to quit.
Top Dollar: Wrong. Best reason to quit. Only reason to quit.
Bad Ass Criminal: That's no reason to quit.
Top Dollar: Wrong. Best reason to quit. Only reason to quit.
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[Eric throws Skank out the window. He lands on the cop car from the chase scene.]
Cop 2: What in the crap--
Cop 2: What in the crap--
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Various Police Officers: "Don't move!" "Hold it!" "That's all she wrote!" "Move and we shoot!"
Eric: [raises his hands as if defeated, a tragic expression on his face. He then does a high-stepping grapevine and jumps out the window.]
Eric: [raises his hands as if defeated, a tragic expression on his face. He then does a high-stepping grapevine and jumps out the window.]
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Myca: He has power, but it is power you can take from him.
Top Dollar: I like him already.
Myca: The crow is his link between the land of the living and the realm of the dead.
Grange: So kill the crow and destroy the man.
Top Dollar: I like him already.
Myca: The crow is his link between the land of the living and the realm of the dead.
Grange: So kill the crow and destroy the man.
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Sarah: You're going to say I shouldn't be in the cemetery in the middle of the night, right?
Eric: Safest place in the world to be.
Sarah: That's 'cause everybody's dead. I knew you'd come here.
Eric: It's really late, Sarah.
Sarah: You didn't say goodbye.
Eric: You're just going to have to forgive me for that.
Eric: Safest place in the world to be.
Sarah: That's 'cause everybody's dead. I knew you'd come here.
Eric: It's really late, Sarah.
Sarah: You didn't say goodbye.
Eric: You're just going to have to forgive me for that.
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Eric: I can handle it. Don't worry.
Albrecht: I'm not worried. Look, here's the plan. You stay in front, and when they run out of ammo, I'll arrest ‘em.
Eric: That sounds like a great plan. There's just one problem. [He indicates his bleeding shoulder]
Albrecht: Oh, shit. You're bleeding all over the place. I thought, you know, you were invincible.
Eric: [Annoyed] I was. I'm not anymore.
Albrecht: [Sighs] Well, I guess you really will need my help, won't you?
Albrecht: I'm not worried. Look, here's the plan. You stay in front, and when they run out of ammo, I'll arrest ‘em.
Eric: That sounds like a great plan. There's just one problem. [He indicates his bleeding shoulder]
Albrecht: Oh, shit. You're bleeding all over the place. I thought, you know, you were invincible.
Eric: [Annoyed] I was. I'm not anymore.
Albrecht: [Sighs] Well, I guess you really will need my help, won't you?