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[Two cops are on watch, drinking coffee]
Cop 1: You got that cream stuff? [Cop 2 hands it over.] I hate this. They can't even call it cream legally.
[T-Bird and Eric drive by at 90 MPH]
Cop 2: What in the crap-- [speeds off after T-bird's car]
[Cop 1 screams as the acceleration of the car makes him spill hot coffee all over himself.]


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