Conspiracy Theory quotes
39 total quotesAlice Sutton
Dr. Jonas
Jerry Fletcher
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[At his apartment, Jerry balances an empty bottle on the doorknob.]
Alice: Is that supposed to protect you from aliens or something?
Jerry: No, no. It's just a beer bottle.
Alice: Is that supposed to protect you from aliens or something?
Jerry: No, no. It's just a beer bottle.
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They, they start when you're young, you know, in school. They Baden-Powell all the boys and-and they Betty Crocker all the girls!
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[Dr. Jonas catches Alice looking at his bandaged nose.]
Dr. Jonas: A dog bit it.
Alice Sutton: Pardon me?
Dr. Jonas: You were going to ask about my nose. A dog bit it. Poor animal is slated to be destroyed today.
Alice: And you feel sorry for it?
Dr. Jonas: It was my dog.
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Alice Sutton: He said a dog bit his nose.
Jerry Fletcher: Arf.
Dr. Jonas: A dog bit it.
Alice Sutton: Pardon me?
Dr. Jonas: You were going to ask about my nose. A dog bit it. Poor animal is slated to be destroyed today.
Alice: And you feel sorry for it?
Dr. Jonas: It was my dog.
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Alice Sutton: He said a dog bit his nose.
Jerry Fletcher: Arf.
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You ever wonder about these militia groups? Survivalist-type kooks on the right wing side? They say they're defending the country from U.N. troops. These guys are yelling so loud, my theory is that this is a conspiracy, pal -- they ARE the U.N. troops, and they're in place. The infrastructure's ready, it's a faith accompli. When the time comes, they'll just take over and we'll all be toast.
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Oswald. Yeah, Oswald, that's what I said, Oswald. I mean, he said, "I'm just a patsy." And that means he didn't do it, right?
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Hey, don't get me wrong, Sister, I'm sure your heart's in the right place, okay? But somebody's gotta lift the scab, the festering scab, that is the Vatican. (to a nun riding in his cab)
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I'm only paranoid because they want me dead.
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Websites, newsletters, uh, self-published manifestos... they think we're kooks!
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Have you ever been in a place from which hope is gone? Where the only thing left... is patience?
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It's on the tip of my brain.
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George Bush knew what he was doing when he said, "New World Order". Remember those three little words, "New World Order"? Well, he was a thirty-third degree Mason, you know, and as ex-head of the C.I.A., he knew saying that would send conspiratologists everywhere spinning, spinning their wheels. And then, then, th-they destroy their own credibility!
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I am an American citizen, and I demand to see Alice Sutton.
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Is that supposed to protect you from aliens or something?
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You're after a man with no nose, not me! Not me!
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I know I must share some of the blame for this. I wish it didn't have to be this way.