Conspiracy Theory

Conspiracy Theory quotes

39 total quotes (ID: 822)

Alice Sutton
Dr. Jonas
Jerry Fletcher
Others


[Agent Lowry appears to be unconscious after a blow to the head.]
Jerry: Areā€¦ are you pretending?
[Lowry stays limp; Jerry chambers a round.]
Lowry: [sitting up] Yes. Yes, okay.
Jerry: [hitting him again] Sorry.


Jerry Fletcher: I love you.
Alice: Jerry, no, no, you don't love me.
Jerry Fletcher: Sure I do.
Alice: No, no.
Jerry Fletcher: I don't?

Do you know what it's like, Mister Willion, to think you know what happened, but to never be sure?

[Dr. Jonas catches Alice looking at his bandaged nose.]
Dr. Jonas: A dog bit it.
Alice Sutton: Pardon me?
Dr. Jonas: You were going to ask about my nose. A dog bit it. Poor animal is slated to be destroyed today.
Alice: And you feel sorry for it?
Dr. Jonas: It was my dog.
...
Alice Sutton: He said a dog bit his nose.
Jerry Fletcher: Arf.

I'm only paranoid because they want me dead.

Hey, don't get me wrong, Sister, I'm sure your heart's in the right place, okay? But somebody's gotta lift the scab, the festering scab, that is the Vatican. (to a nun riding in his cab)

I am an American citizen, and I demand to see Alice Sutton.

Websites, newsletters, uh, self-published manifestos... they think we're kooks!

George Bush knew what he was doing when he said, "New World Order". Remember those three little words, "New World Order"? Well, he was a thirty-third degree Mason, you know, and as ex-head of the C.I.A., he knew saying that would send conspiratologists everywhere spinning, spinning their wheels. And then, then, th-they destroy their own credibility!

Oswald. Yeah, Oswald, that's what I said, Oswald. I mean, he said, "I'm just a patsy." And that means he didn't do it, right?

It's on the tip of my brain.

This will put my words in your mouth. [while drugging Jerry]

You're after a man with no nose, not me! Not me!

Is that supposed to protect you from aliens or something?

In one hour, I want to know what she eats, where she sleeps, the name of her kindergarten teacher, everything.