George Bush knew what he was doing when he said, "New World Order". Remember those three little words, "New World Order"? Well, he was a thirty-third degree Mason, you know, and as ex-head of the C.I.A., he knew saying that would send conspiratologists everywhere spinning, spinning their wheels. And then, then, th-they destroy their own credibility!

Have you ever been in a place from which hope is gone? Where the only thing left... is patience?

Hey, don't get me wrong, Sister, I'm sure your heart's in the right place, okay? But somebody's gotta lift the scab, the festering scab, that is the Vatican. (to a nun riding in his cab)

I am an American citizen, and I demand to see Alice Sutton.

I believe you. He made great coffee.

I know I must share some of the blame for this. I wish it didn't have to be this way.

I'm only paranoid because they want me dead.

I'm turning into a Jerry.

If the intelligence world was a family, we'd be the uncle no one ever talks about. Agent Lowry

In one hour, I want to know what she eats, where she sleeps, the name of her kindergarten teacher, everything.

Is that one of those new hundreds? You know, where they changed the picture of Ben Franklin? Look at him, yeah. He looks like the love child of-of, uh, Fred Mertz and Rosie O'Donnell! Yeah, that's him, yeah. Get rid of it as soon as you can, lady. Look at it up in the light. You see that metal strip? That's a tracking device!

Is that supposed to protect you from aliens or something?

It's on the tip of my brain.

Jerry, you continually surprise me. Alice… I always seem to come between you and the men in your life.

Oswald. Yeah, Oswald, that's what I said, Oswald. I mean, he said, "I'm just a patsy." And that means he didn't do it, right?