Clue quotes

31 total quotes

Mrs. White
Ms. Scarlet
Prof. Plum
Wadsworth

View Quote Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable.

View Quote [While Col. Mustard and Wadsworth are discussing whether or not there's anybody else in the house] Please! Don't you think we should get that man out of the house before he finds out what's been going on here?

View Quote He was always a rather stupidly optimistic man. I’m afraid it came as a great shock to him when he died.

View Quote Take your hands off me! I'm a senator's wife!

View Quote I work for U.N.O., the United Nations Organization. I work for a special branch, the World Health Organization. [U NO WHO]

View Quote Whoever it is better go away or they'll be killed!

View Quote Well I DIDN'T DO IT!

View Quote Life after death is as improbable as sex after marriage.

View Quote Note: FROM ONE OF THREE ALTERNATE ENDINGS

View Quote Could I interest any of you in fruit or dessert?

View Quote Frankly, Scarlet, I don't give a damn.

View Quote Why would he want to kill you in public?

View Quote Oh, I'm being blackmailed all right, it's just that I did what I'm being blackmailed for.

View Quote That's what we're trying to find out! We're trying to find out WHO killed him, and WHERE and WITH WHAT!

View Quote I'M NOT SHOUTING! [Everyone stares at him] ALRIGHT, I AM! I'M SHOUTING! I'M SHOUTING! I'M SHOUT... [the candlestick falls on his head, knocking him out]