Mrs. White quotes

Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable.

[About her late husband] It's a matter of life after death. Now that he's dead, I have a life.

Life after death is as improbable as sex after marriage.

[While Col. Mustard and Wadsworth are discussing whether or not there's anybody else in the house] Please! Don't you think we should get that man out of the house before he finds out what's been going on here?

He was always a rather stupidly optimistic man. I’m afraid it came as a great shock to him when he died.

[in an alternate ending] I hated her... so... much, It--it..the f--, it--flame...flames...flames on the side of my face, breathing, breath... heaving, breaths... heaving...

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