Mrs. White quotes
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Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable.
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[About her late husband] It's a matter of life after death. Now that he's dead, I have a life.
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Life after death is as improbable as sex after marriage.
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[While Col. Mustard and Wadsworth are discussing whether or not there's anybody else in the house] Please! Don't you think we should get that man out of the house before he finds out what's been going on here?
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He was always a rather stupidly optimistic man. I’m afraid it came as a great shock to him when he died.
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[in an alternate ending] I hated her... so... much, It--it..the f--, it--flame...flames...flames on the side of my face, breathing, breath... heaving, breaths... heaving...