Wadsworth quotes

Could I interest any of you in fruit or dessert?

Frankly, Scarlet, I don't give a damn.

Note: FROM ONE OF THREE ALTERNATE ENDINGS

Mrs. White, no man in his right mind would be alone together with you!

That's what we're trying to find out! We're trying to find out WHO killed him, and WHERE and WITH WHAT!

I'M NOT SHOUTING! [Everyone stares at him] ALRIGHT, I AM! I'M SHOUTING! I'M SHOUTING! I'M SHOUT... [the candlestick falls on his head, knocking him out]

Can you keep a secret? [Col. Mustard nods and leans closer] So can I.

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