Christmas Story, A

Christmas Story, A quotes

36 total quotes (ID: 694)

Mr. Parker
Mrs. Parker
Multiple Characters
Narrator (Ralphie as an adult)


It's a beautiful duck. It really is. But you see, it's smiling at me.


Aha aha, it's a clinkerrrrrrr!!! That blasted, stupid furnace. Dadgummit! [Goes down stairs; falling sound is heard] Damn skates! [Coughs] Who the hell turned it all the way down?! AGAIN?!!!

Well, put your arms down when you get to school.

You used up all the glue on purpose!

You'll shoot your eye out!

I left Flick to certain annihilation. But BB gun mania knows no loyalty.