Christmas Story, A

Christmas Story, A quotes

36 total quotes (ID: 694)

Mr. Parker
Mrs. Parker
Multiple Characters
Narrator (Ralphie as an adult)


My old man's spare tires were only actually tires in the academic sense. They were round and had once been made of rubber.


(Reading sign on wooden crate) Fraa - geel- ay. It must be Italian!

Randy: Meatloaf, smeatloaf, double beetloaf. I hate meatloaf.

Randy: I can't get up! Ralphie, I can't get up!!

That son of a bitch would freeze up in the middle of summer on the equator!

We plunged into the cornucopia quivering with desire and the ecstasy of unbridled avarice.

Randy: I can't put my arms down!

In our world, you were either a bully, a toady, or one of the nameless rabble of victims!

Some men are Baptists, others Catholics; my father was an Oldsmobile man.

SONS O'BITCHES! BUMPUSSES!!!

NADDAFINGA!! (Not a finger!!)

I promise, Daddy is not going to kill Ralphie!

Was there no end to this conspiracy of irrational prejudice against Red Ryder and his Peacemaker?!?!

Let's face it, most of us are scoffers. But moments before zero hour, it did not pay to take chances.

That is... The ugliest lamp I have ever seen in my entire LIFE!