Christmas Story, A quotes

36 total quotes

Mr. Parker
Mrs. Parker
Multiple Characters
Narrator (Ralphie as an adult)

View Quote My old man's spare tires were only actually tires in the academic sense. They were round and had once been made of rubber.

View Quote (After the Bumpus hounds steal the Parkers' turkey) All right, everybody upstairs, get dressed. We are going out to eat.

View Quote Randy: Meatloaf, smeatloaf, double beetloaf. I hate meatloaf.

View Quote (Reading sign on wooden crate) Fraa - geel- ay. It must be Italian!

View Quote In our world, you were either a bully, a toady, or one of the nameless rabble of victims!

View Quote Some men are Baptists, others Catholics; my father was an Oldsmobile man.

View Quote Randy: I can't get up! Ralphie, I can't get up!!

View Quote SONS O'BITCHES! BUMPUSSES!!!

View Quote That son of a bitch would freeze up in the middle of summer on the equator!

View Quote It's a beautiful duck. It really is. But you see, it's smiling at me.

View Quote Randy: I can't put my arms down!

View Quote NADDAFINGA!! (Not a finger!!)

View Quote Let's face it, most of us are scoffers. But moments before zero hour, it did not pay to take chances.

View Quote Was there no end to this conspiracy of irrational prejudice against Red Ryder and his Peacemaker?!?!

View Quote That is... The ugliest lamp I have ever seen in my entire LIFE!