Mr. Parker quotes

You used up all the glue on purpose!

NADDAFINGA!! (Not a finger!!)

That son of a bitch would freeze up in the middle of summer on the equator!

Aha aha, it's a clinkerrrrrrr!!! That blasted, stupid furnace. Dadgummit! [Goes down stairs; falling sound is heard] Damn skates! [Coughs] Who the hell turned it all the way down?! AGAIN?!!!

SONS O'BITCHES! BUMPUSSES!!!

(Reading sign on wooden crate) Fraa - geel- ay. It must be Italian!

(After the Bumpus hounds steal the Parkers' turkey) All right, everybody upstairs, get dressed. We are going out to eat.

[as he is going "furnace fighting"] You filthy... [cursing] ...dumb, frattin', housesnickle viper!

It's a beautiful duck. It really is. But you see, it's smiling at me.

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