Cars quotes

145 total quotes (ID: 687)

Cars: the Video Game
Chick Hicks
Darrell Cartrip
Doc Hudson
Lightning McQueen
Mater and the Ghostlight
Sally Carrera

Boost: [upon spotting a sleepy Mack] Hey yo, DJ!
DJ: What up?
Boost: We got ourselves a nodder!

Guido: Pit stop? [One of his only English phrases]
Guido: Okay!
Guido: Vai-Vai!
Jay Limo: I don't know what's harder to find: Lightning McQueen, or a crew chief that will work with him.
Governator: Lightning McQueen must be found at all costs!
Fred (rusty old car): Lightning McQueen knows my name!
Fred (rusty old car): Mario Andretti knows my name!
Junior: I just hope Lightning's okay. I'd hate to see anything bad happen to him!
Ferrari (to Guido at end, after Luigi fainted): Wow. Spero che il tuo amico si riprenda; mi dicono che siete fantastici. ("I hope your friend recovers; they tell me that you guys are fantastic.") (faints)
Sarge: Take a car wash, hippie.
RV at second race: well, dip me in axel grease and call me slick! It surely is!!

"The King" Strip Weathers So you like to win, do you?

Was that floatin' like a Cadillac, or was that stingin' like a Beemer? I'm confused. (Mater laughs)

She just likes me for my body.

A video game-exclusive sequel to the movie of the same name. Fillmore: So, turn right to go left, right?
Lightning McQueen: Uh, yeah.
Fillmore: Whoa. Deep.
Doc Hudson: You still remember how to handle yourself on dirt?
Lightning McQueen: Yeah yeah, right to go left. And this time, I'm not going into the cactus, old timer.
Lightning McQueen: Hey! This isn't how the story goes!
Tow Mater: I won! I won! W-U-N won!
Doc Hudson: You race like you run your mouth, you'd have that Piston Cup already!
Fletcher: Now, why gold, my dear boy?
El Guapo: This is all about the winning. You cannot take first place if you do not look the part.
Fletcher: Oh? And what makes you think you can best us in the next competition?
El Guapo: Easy. I see you have silver on your rims.
Lightning McQueen: He's got a point there.
Vince: You think you's the best racecar around. Well, if you want ta be the best, first you gotta beat the best.
Lightning McQueen: I take it that would be you's guys?
Vince: What, you don't believe us? You don't believe me, I will t'row down wit' you right here, right now!
Barry: Yeah! Throw down! Down to the ground! On the road! [Vince slaps Barry]
Mia: Oh my gosh! There he is!
Tia: It's totally him!
Mia: Hi Lightning!
Tia: Remember us?
Lightning McQueen: Of course, are you kidding? Who could forget... Yeah, you look familiar. Yeah.
Mia & Tia: He remembers us!
Tow Mater: [staring right at the camera] Hey, what's that red light flashin' in there for?
Darrell Cartrip: Uh dude, it means you're on live on camera.
Tow Mater: I'm on the TV? WHOO-HOO! I gotta call the relatives!
[Deleted scene]
Lightning McQueen: [returning after jumping over a huge billboard sign] Well? What'd you think?
Ramone: That was, yeah, that was a pretty cool jump.
Lightning McQueen: A jump? That wasn't a jump! Didn't you see me? I flew!
Ramone: Looked like a jump to me.
Lightning McQueen: What are you talking about? When I took off, those two birds in that tree, I heard them. One said "Look, it's a flying car!"
Ramone: Uh...bird's can't talk.
Lightning McQueen: Yeah, but if they could, they would say...look, I can fly. [Sally passes by and eyes him]
[McQueen just beat Chick in a road race]
Lightning McQueen: Yeah, I forgot to tell you Chick. The roads around here aren't like the tracks you and I are used to. They got these things called "right turns".
Chick Hicks: Right turns - who cares? Wasn't a real race anyway. Nobody saw it. You know, if a tree falls in a forest and there's nobody around to be seen, does anybody see it? I mean, hear it?
[Character Select quotes in Arcade Mode and VS. Mode] Lightning McQueen Have you ever heard the word "perfection"? That's me! Yeah, me, Lightning McQueen.

Hot snot! We are back in business!

Chick Hicks Ka-chicka, Ka-chicka! WHOO! You rock! No, you rock!

Boost I got all the right mods, uh!

All right, I want to know who's responsible for wrecking my town. I want his hood on a platter. I'm going to put him in jail till he rots. Ooh, check that, I'm going to put him in jail till the jail rots on top of him, then I'm going to move him to a new jail and let that jail rot. I'm...[Sees McQueen]...Throw him out of here, Sheriff. I want him out of my courtroom, I want him out of our town. Case dismissed!

Doc Hudson This is gonna feel great. I'm ready!

Lightning McQueen: [desperately trying to convince the rest of the gang that Doc was the Fabulous Hudson Hornet] Did you know Doc was a famous race car?
[Everybody doesn't believe him and start snickering.]
Sheriff: Doc? Our Doc?
Sarge: Not Doc Hudson.
Lightning McQueen: No no no no it's true! He's a real racing legend. He's the Fabulous Hudson Hornet!
Flo: Fabulous? I've never seen Doc drive more than 20 miles an hour. I mean have you ever seen him race?
Lightning McQueen: No, but I wish I could. They say that he was amazing. He won three Piston Cups!
Tow Mater: [spits out oil that he's drinking] He did what in his cup?

[A herd of tractors is heading towards the town.]
Ramone: Oh man, the paint's still wet!
[Red moves in front of the statue and blows his airhorn, causing some of the tractors to rear up on themselves, while others go elsewhere.]
Luigi: No no no no, get out of the store! Hey! Don't eat the radial! Here, take-a the snow tire.
[A tractor is seen behind Lightning chasing Fillmore and being chased by Sarge while Sheriff is trying to round up the tractors.]
Sheriff: Mater!
Tow Mater: I wasn't tractor tippin'!
Sheriff: Then where did all of these gull-dern tractors come from?!
Fillmore: Whoa! Whoa boy! Whoa!
Lightning McQueen: Hey, hey guys. There's one going this way. I got it.[goes off and follows the one tractor.]

[Lightning McQueen finally got his chance to see Doc Hudson in action at Willy's Butte, but Doc just drives back to his clinic with Lightning following behind.]
Lightning McQueen: Doc, hold it! Seriously, your driving's incredible!
Doc Hudson: Wonderful. Now go away.
Lightning McQueen: Hey, I mean it. You've still got it!
Doc Hudson: I'm asking you to leave.
Lightning McQueen: Come on. I'm a racecar, you're...a much older racecar, but under the hood, you and I are the same.
Lightning McQueen: How could a car like you quit at the top of your game?
Doc Hudson: [shocked] You think I quit? [Shows Lightning an old newspaper]
Lightning McQueen: Right...your big wreck in '54...
Doc Hudson: They quit on me. When I finally got put together, I went back expecting a big welcome. Know what they said? "You're history." Moved on to the next rookie standing in line. There was a lot left in me. I just never got a chance to show 'em. I keep that to remind me never to go back. I just never expected that that world would...would find me here.
Lightning McQueen: Hey Doc, I'm not them.
Doc Hudson: Really?
Lightning McQueen: No, I'm not.
Doc Hudson: When was the last time you cared about anything except yourself, Hot Rod? You name me one time, and I will take it all back. [Lightning looks defeated since he can't think about the last time he cared for someone else] Uh-huh. I didn't think so. These are good folk around here, who care about one another. I don't want them depending on someone they can't count on.
Lightning McQueen: Oh, like you? You've been here for how long, and your friends don't even know who you are? Who's caring about only himself?!
Doc Hudson: Just finish that road and get outta here!

Sheriff Delinquent hot-rodders, I'm comin' for you!