Cars

Cars quotes

145 total quotes (ID: 687)

Cars: the Video Game
Chick Hicks
Darrell Cartrip
Doc Hudson
Fillmore
Harv
Lightning McQueen
Luigi
Mater
Mater and the Ghostlight
Other
Sally Carrera


You drive like you fix roads... lousy!


I'm a precision instrument of speed and aerodynamics.

Tow Mater: WHEE-HOO!! I'm the first one on the new road! Oh-ho! [wobbling as he drives down the sloppy-looking "new" road] It rides purty smooth. [continues wobbling)
Sally Carrera: It looks awful.
Lightning McQueen: Well, it matches the rest of the town.
[Red goes off crying behind a wall]

Lightning McQueen: [on being ordered by Doc Hudson to pull Bessie in order to fix Radiator Springs' road as punishment] Whoa, whoa, whoa, how long is this gonna take?
Doc Hudson: Well, if a fella does it right, it should take him about five days.
Lightning McQueen: Five days? But I should be in California shmoozing Dinoco right now!
Doc Hudson: Then if I were you, I'd quit yappin' and start workin'! Hook him up, Mater!
Tow Mater: Okey-dokey! [struggles with getting the clamp off Lightning's left front tire, but successfully removes the clamp, allowing Lightning to speed off into the distance]
Lightning McQueen: FREEDOM!
Doc: [Watches McQueen speed away, and then glares at Mater]
Tow Mater: [After a long pause] Uh... Maybe I should've uh...hooked him up to Bessie...and then uh...then took the boot off. Yeah.

If anyone asks, we was out smashing mailboxes!OK?

Flo Mmm-hmm. Stop on by sometime, baby, for a nice can o'fuel!

(Upon meeting Sally) Holy Porsche....

Spoiler warning: Plot, ending, or solution details follow. [Lightning McQueen and Doc Hudson racing at Willy's Butte]
Doc Hudson: Well, you sure ain't no dirt-boy.
Lightning McQueen: Not today, old man. I know all your tricks.
[Doc suddenly swerves off the track.]
Lightning McQueen: [looking for Doc] Doc! Doc?
Doc Hudson: [flies over Lightning] YEEEHAAAAA! Not all my tricks, rookie!

[To Sally] I create feelings in others they themselves don't understand

I used to know this girl Doreen. Good-lookin' girl, looked just like a Jaguar... only she was a truck. I used to crash into her just so I could spoke to her.

Tow Mater Aw, your name's not Mater too, is it?

[All the main characters are at the Drive-In Theater]
Sign: Toy Car Story
'Woody: YOU! ARE A TOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! CAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Buzz Lightyear: You are a sad, strange little Wagon. You have my pity. Farewell!
Woody: Oh yeah? Well, good riddance, ya loony!
Hamm: I hate to break up the road rally, guys, but: THEY'RE HERE! BIRTHDAY GUESTS AT 3 O'CLOCK!
Mack: Oh boy! Whoever does the voice of that piggy truck, I'm tellin' you, he's one great actor!
Sign: Monster Trucks Inc.
Mike: We're banished, genius! Stuck out here in this wasteland without chains!
Sulley: But Mike, the Boomobile is in trouble! She needs our help!
Mike: You're still not listening! [Looks behind Sulley, who turns around]
Abominable Snowplow: Welcome to the Himalayas! Snow Cone?
Mack: Oh boy! That Abominable Snowplow is quite the comic thespian.
Sign: A Bug's Life
Flik: Circus cars!? How can you be circus cars!?
P.T. Flea: These are the lousiest circus cars in the world. And they're gonna make me rich!
Mack: Wait a minute. They're just using the same actor over and over again!!!!!!!!! What kind of a cut-rate production is this!?

MORNIN', SLEEPIN' BEAUTY!

[The folks of Radiator Springs are sad that Lightning McQueen left without saying goodbye after fixing the main road.]
Tow Mater: He must've finished it while we was asleep.
Doc Hudson: [coldly] Good riddance. [drives off]
Flo: He's...gone?
Sarge: Well, we wouldn't want him to miss that race of his, would we?
[Sally drives off sadly.]
Ramone: [hears the Sheriff sniffling] Oh dude, are you crying?
Sheriff: [angrily] No, I'm HAPPY! I don't have to watch him every second of the day anymore! I'm glad he's gone!
Red: [speeds away crying, upset at Lightning's apparent departure]
Lightning McQueen: [appearing out of the blue] What's wrong with Red?
Tow Mater: [completely oblivious to Lightning's presence, while everyone gasps] Oh, he's just sad 'cause you left town and gone off to that big race to win your Piston Cup that you always dreamed of an' get that big fancy sponsorship you was talkin' about. [long pause] Wait a minute! I knew you wouldn't leave without sayin' goodbye! [Everyone laughs]

Rust-eze Brothers: Ladies and Gentlemen, Lightning McQueen!
[A spotlight is shone on Lightning. A long pause]
Mack[off in the distance]: Free Bird!
Lightning McQueen: [without enthusiasm] You know, the Rust-eze Medicated Bumper Ointment team ran a good race today. And remember, with a little Rust-eze [aside: and an insane amount of luck], you too can look like me. Ka-chow.