But I'm a Cheerleader

But I'm a Cheerleader quotes

12 total quotes (ID: 1010)


Hilary: There's no inappropriate behavior allowed.
Megan: Inappropriate... like swearing?
Graham: No, inappropriate like ****ing.
Megan: Cheers are supposed to be simple, make people feel good.
Graham: Cheers make girls do stupid cartwheels. Orgasms make people feel good.
Graham: You are who you are, the trick is not getting caught!
Megan: Then why are you here?
Graham: I got caught.
Megan: 2, 4, 6, 8, God is good...
Graham: God is straight!
Megan: Hey, that's good.
Andre: Shit, Miss Mary, I ain't the only one who don't got no root.
Mary: Andre, we don't use profanity or double negatives here at True Directions.
Jan: Everyone thinks I'm this big dyke because I wear baggy pants and play sports and I'm not pretty like other girls. But all I really want is a big, fat weiner up my...
Andre: Amen, sister.
Sinead: If that little twink would've narced on me, heads would have rolled.
Graham: What would have done? Tied her to your bed and zapped her to death? Or are you running low on batteries?
Megan: You didn't tell me you were taking me to a gay bar!
Graham: Where else would we go?
Joel: You're more than just a sissy. You're nice, and clean, and smart... and sexy and firm and luscious and...
Andre: Excuse me! The last thing I need right now is some fruit who's just proved himself straight tellin' my ass how sexy I am!

1, 2, 3, 4 - I won't take no anymore. 5, 6, 7, 8 - I want you to be my mate. 1, 2, 3 ,4 - you're the one I adore. 5, 6, 7, 8 - don't run from me cause this is fate.

I'm a homosexual! I'm a homosexual! I'm a homosexual! I'm a homosexual! Oh my god... they were right. I'm a homo. (cries)

I'm Graham and I like girls. A lot.

Andre: Congratulations, liars! You know who you are and you know who you want. Aint nothin' gonna change that, shit!

Foreplay is for sissies!

Boys! Don't you see how sad and pathetic you all are? Always wanting something you can't have. If I catch you looking at another man like that ever again, you'll be watching sports... the whole weekend!

It's your choice; you can run off with Megan and turn into a raging bull-dyke or, you can do the simulation and graduate and lead a normal life.

I thought it was just an act, but you really are sweet as ****ing pie, aren't you?

Hilary: It's really easy to be a prude when you're not attracted to him, isn't it?

Andre: She's just upset, because the fish on her plate is the only kind she can eat.

You hormonal hussy! Get up, get up right now!