Dialogues quotes

Hilary: There's no inappropriate behavior allowed.
Megan: Inappropriate... like swearing?
Graham: No, inappropriate like ****ing.
Megan: Cheers are supposed to be simple, make people feel good.
Graham: Cheers make girls do stupid cartwheels. Orgasms make people feel good.
Graham: You are who you are, the trick is not getting caught!
Megan: Then why are you here?
Graham: I got caught.
Megan: 2, 4, 6, 8, God is good...
Graham: God is straight!
Megan: Hey, that's good.
Andre: Shit, Miss Mary, I ain't the only one who don't got no root.
Mary: Andre, we don't use profanity or double negatives here at True Directions.
Jan: Everyone thinks I'm this big dyke because I wear baggy pants and play sports and I'm not pretty like other girls. But all I really want is a big, fat weiner up my...
Andre: Amen, sister.
Sinead: If that little twink would've narced on me, heads would have rolled.
Graham: What would have done? Tied her to your bed and zapped her to death? Or are you running low on batteries?
Megan: You didn't tell me you were taking me to a gay bar!
Graham: Where else would we go?
Joel: You're more than just a sissy. You're nice, and clean, and smart... and sexy and firm and luscious and...
Andre: Excuse me! The last thing I need right now is some fruit who's just proved himself straight tellin' my ass how sexy I am!

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