“Jan, you were molested … I mean just take a look at yourself”
Megan
Natasha Lyonne · 12 quotes
Mary
Cathy Moriarty · 11 quotes
Graham
Clea DuVall · 7 quotes
Andre
Douglas Spain · 5 quotes
Joel Goldberg
Joel Michaely · 5 quotes
Mike
RuPaul · 4 quotes
Hilary
Melanie Lynskey · 3 quotes
Jan
Katrina Phillips · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Megan & Mary (4), Megan & Graham (3), Graham & Mary (3)
But I'm a Cheerleader quotes
Page 1 of 31, 2, 3, 4 - I won't take no anymore. 5, 6, 7, 8 - I want you to be my mate. 1, 2, 3 ,4 - you're the one I adore. 5, 6, 7, 8 - don't run from me cause this is fate.
Congratulations, liars! You know who you are and you know who you want. Aint nothin' gonna change that, shit!
She's just upset, because the fish on her plate is the only kind she can eat.
It's really easy to be a prude when you're not attracted to him, isn't it?
All
[singing]
: 5, 6, 7, 8, God is good, God is straight. 1, 2, 3, 4, inverts we will be no more. 5, 6, 7, 8, God is good, God is straight.
I just wasn't meant to be butch. I'm a sissy. [cries]
You're more than just a sissy. You're nice, and clean, and smart...and sexy and firm and luscious and...
Excuse me! The last thing I need right now is some fruit who's just proved he's straight telling my ass how sexy I am! Congratulations, liars! You know who you are and you know who you want. Ain't nothing gonna change that, shit!
After advanced cal and Chaucer I can follow this psychobabble.
This psychobabble, young lady is the only healthy alternative to the gay lifestyle. Other than guzzling a bottle of tranquilizers or slashing your wrists.
I don't like Sinead that way.
Which way is that, clothed?
Larry and Lloyd are ex, ex-gays.
From True Directions?
Lloyd We were among Mary's ranks before we defected. We're just trying to provide you all with a balanced perspective, to see that there are options. In the end it's up to you whether choose to live a...
Larry ...lie.
Lloyd Whether you want to be who you are or keep it hidden, is really more what we're about.
So you run like, the underground homo railroad?
There's no inappropriate behavior allowed.
Inappropriate... like swearing?
No, inappropriate like ****.
Cheers are supposed to be simple, make people feel good.
Cheers make girls do stupid cartwheels. Orgasms make people feel good.
You are who you are, the trick is not getting caught!
Then why are you here?
I got caught.
2, 4, 6, 8, God is good...
God is straight!
Hey, that's good.
Shit, Miss Mary, I ain't the only one who don't got no root.
Andre, we don't use profanity or double negatives here at True Directions.
Everyone thinks I'm this big **** because I wear baggy pants and play sports and I'm not pretty like other girls. But all I really want is a big, fat weiner up my...
Amen, sister.
Sinead If that little twink would've narced on me, heads would have rolled.
What would have done? Tied her to your bed and zapped her to death? Or are you running low on batteries?
You didn't tell me you were taking me to a gay bar!
Where else would we go?
You're more than just a sissy. You're nice, and clean, and smart... and sexy and firm and luscious and...
Excuse me! The last thing I need right now is some fruit who's just proved himself straight tellin' my ass how sexy I am!
I'm a heterosexual.
Not yet, honey. You're almost there. And don't speak out of turn.
No, I know, I've never been gay.
Jan remember, you were molested. And just take a look at yourself.
Everybody thinks I'm this big **** because I wear baggy pants, and play softball, and I'm not as pretty as other girls, but that doesn't make me gay. I like guys. I can't help it. I want a big fat wiener up my...
Amen, sister.
I think it might be a great idea for Megan to be reminded of your root, Graham.
My mother got married in pants.
All right, let's see, Dolph?
Dolph Too many locker room showers with the varsity team.
Hilary?
All girl boarding school.
Sinead?
Sinead I was born in France.
Clayton?
Clayton My mom let me play in her pumps.
I like balls.
Why thank you for that, Jan.
Joel?
Traumatic bris.
Megan, it's your turn to report out your root.
I think it might be my parents.
Okay, go with that.
You know we've kinda been like this greeting card family. And then there was that one year where... well Dad was unemployed and Mom had to support us.
Megan's Dad: Wait a minute, that was only for nine months. And then I was offered a much better job at the plant.
Maybe seeing Mom kind of being the Dad, maybe l maybe I got the wrong idea about the roles of men and women.
Absolutely. I can't believe that you didn't mention this earlier. Your father was emasculated, your mother was domineering.
Well not exactly.
You wanted to emulate your mother. You have no respect for men, because you don't respect your father.
1, 2, 3, 4 - I won't take no anymore! 5, 6, 7, 8 - I want you to be my mate! 1, 2, 3 ,4 - You're the one that I adore! 5, 6, 7, 8 - Don't run from me cause this is fate!
Megan, you stop it, this instant! Because you will wallow in the smut of your homosexual depravity for the rest of your life!