Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Buffy the Vampire Slayer quotes

72 total quotes (ID: 105)

Amilyn
Andy
Buffy
Gary Murray
Kimberley
Lothos
Merrick
Multiple Characters
Pike
The Coach


"We can't be stopped. This is our world now."


"What are we? We are man, perfected. We exist to consume."

"Twelve hundred years old, and you behave like a child! Honestly, I don't know how you made it through the Crusades."

"Now I'm really pissed off." [with stake protruding from his chest]

"Wanna go for a ride?"

"You ruined my new jacket!" [to henchmen] "Kill him a LOT!" [after his left arm has been torn off]

"Admit it, Buffy. Don't you sometimes feel... less than fresh?"

(When Lothos has one Arm)We're Immortal.We can do anything

Buffy:Oh yeah?Clap

"Get out of my facial!"

"Buffy, what's your sitch? You're acting like the Thing from Another Tax Bracket."

[interview after vampire attack]: "They had fangs. They were biting people. They had this look in their eyes — totally cold. Animal. I think they were Young Republicans."

"Don't think of me as Gary Murray, administrator. Think of me as Gary Murray — party guy."

"I have detention slips here, and I'm not afraid to use them!" [to horde of vampires attacking the school gym]

[dead vampires, with stakes sticking out of their hearts, litter the gym] "Detention, detention, detention...detention, detention, detention. I think that's all of them; no, wait, detention, detention, detention." [drops detention slips on the bodies]