Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Buffy the Vampire Slayer quotes

72 total quotes (ID: 105)

Gary Murray
Multiple Characters
The Coach

"Mmm. Wouldn't you guys love me in this?" [holding up a new jacket in front of her]

"'Pike' isn't a name. It's a fish."

"Does Elvis talk to you?"

"What are you doing here? This is a naked place!" [when Merrick approaches her in the girls' locker room]

"All I wanna do is graduate from high school, move to Europe, marry Christian Slater, and die. Now, that may not sound too exciting to a stone-head like you, but I think it's swell. And then you come along and, and tell me I'm a member of the hairy mole club so you can throw things at me? I don't THINK so!" Collary: All that's missing is marrying Christian Slater...

"Do you got any gum?" [during a graveyard stakeout]

"I just think it sounds cool, you know? Buyer, buying, to buy..." [about her future career as a 'Buyer']

"Great. My secret weapon is PMS."

"Does the word 'duh' mean anything to you?"

"Sorry about your guitar." [after staking a vampire with a piece of Pike's guitar]

"Merrick — you made a joke! Are you okay? I mean, do you wanna lie down? I know it hurts the first time."

"Three weeks ago, all I thought about was... well, I didn't actually think about anything."

"You broke up with my machine?!

"I'm the Chosen One, and I choose to be shopping."

"Well, aren't we kung-fu."