Blades of Glory

Blades of Glory quotes

54 total quotes (ID: 83)

Chazz Michael Michaels
Hector
Jimmy MacElroy


"Throw me some chicken!!" [While running on a treadmill eating a biscuit]


"No exaggeration, I couldn't love a human baby as much as I love this brush."

"For about a month, my urine smelled like marshmallows."

"Okay, but start up there at the crotch.... that's a better access point."

"Whoever invented rope was a real a-hole."

"Hey, Nancy Kerrigan?? You an official here?? Because you have officially given me a boner. I'm a sex addict. It's my cross to bear."

"It's not gonna matter cuz' you're flat in front like Ken!!"

"How'd it go with your lady?? Carve up any ice.... with your wiener??"

"Personal philosophy -- clothing optional."

"It makes my hair shine like Orion's belt out there on the ice."

"Hey, I was on Quaaludes, I don't even remember Oslo. But I remember Boston.... and that victory was as sweet as the cream pie for which the town was named."

"They laughed at Louis Armstrong when he said he was going to the moon. Now he's up there, laughing at them."

"I remember when we were hanging out at the bus stop in Tucson, and Gary said, 'Hey, I've got a third ball.'" [vomits]

"Damn it. I just threw up in here people. That's the reality. Another layer to the legend. I am nothing but a human onion!! In fact we all are -- oh, encore -- " [vomits]

"Don't make me kill her!!"