Blades of Glory

Blades of Glory quotes

54 total quotes (ID: 83)

Chazz Michael Michaels
Hector
Jimmy MacElroy


[The title of a book of poetry he published] "Let Me Put My Poems In You."


"Oh, bring it on! Let it rain down on me!" [vomits]

"Hi, it's Jimmy!! If you can dream it, you can do it!!"

"This is my brother!! And this is my brother's new girlfriend. And she is NOT a whore!!"

"Think of it as a boob handshake.... between me and your lady's boo -- look, that's not coming out right, just call me back so I can explain, okay?? It's me, Chazz."

Get that damn bird out of my face before I break its neck!

"I'll get inside your face."

"We didn't even get to second base.... well, maybe I did...."

"Chazz Michael Michaels and Jimmy MacElroy are figure skating... BOOM!!"

"They carve it out of illegal whale bone."

"I see you still look like a 15 year old girl, but not hot!!"

"If we went to a Halloween party as Batman and Robin, I'd go as Robin. That's how much you mean to me."

"I swear to god, if you cut my head off...."

"That, young man, is how babies are made!!"

"Can one of y'all pass me a biscuit??" [While running on a treadmill]