Blades of Glory quotes ... Movie Quotes Database

View Quote "Throw me some chicken!!" [While running on a treadmill eating a biscuit]

View Quote "No exaggeration, I couldn't love a human baby as much as I love this brush."

View Quote "For about a month, my urine smelled like marshmallows."

View Quote "Okay, but start up there at the crotch.... that's a better access point."

View Quote "Whoever invented rope was a real a-hole."

View Quote "Hey, Nancy Kerrigan?? You an official here?? Because you have officially given me a boner. I'm a sex addict. It's my cross to bear."

View Quote "It's not gonna matter cuz' you're flat in front like Ken!!"

View Quote "How'd it go with your lady?? Carve up any ice.... with your wiener??"

View Quote "Personal philosophy -- clothing optional."

View Quote "It makes my hair shine like Orion's belt out there on the ice."

View Quote "Hey, I was on Quaaludes, I don't even remember Oslo. But I remember Boston.... and that victory was as sweet as the cream pie for which the town was named."

View Quote "They laughed at Louis Armstrong when he said he was going to the moon. Now he's up there, laughing at them."

View Quote "I remember when we were hanging out at the bus stop in Tucson, and Gary said, 'Hey, I've got a third ball.'" [vomits]

View Quote "Damn it. I just threw up in here people. That's the reality. Another layer to the legend. I am nothing but a human onion!! In fact we all are -- oh, encore -- " [vomits]

View Quote "Don't make me kill her!!"