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Blades of Glory

Blades of Glory quotes

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Chazz Michael Michaels
Hector
Jimmy MacElroy




View Quote [The title of a book of poetry he published] "Let Me Put My Poems In You."
View Quote "Oh, bring it on! Let it rain down on me!" [vomits]
View Quote "Hi, it's Jimmy!! If you can dream it, you can do it!!"
View Quote "This is my brother!! And this is my brother's new girlfriend. And she is NOT a whore!!"
View Quote "Think of it as a boob handshake.... between me and your lady's boo -- look, that's not coming out right, just call me back so I can explain, okay?? It's me, Chazz."
View Quote Get that damn bird out of my face before I break its neck!
View Quote "I'll get inside your face."
View Quote "We didn't even get to second base.... well, maybe I did...."
View Quote "Chazz Michael Michaels and Jimmy MacElroy are figure skating... BOOM!!"
View Quote "They carve it out of illegal whale bone."
View Quote "I see you still look like a 15 year old girl, but not hot!!"
View Quote "If we went to a Halloween party as Batman and Robin, I'd go as Robin. That's how much you mean to me."
View Quote "I swear to god, if you cut my head off...."
View Quote "That, young man, is how babies are made!!"
View Quote "Can one of y'all pass me a biscuit??" [While running on a treadmill]