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View Quote Chlorophyll? More like BOROPHYLL!

View Quote He called the shit poop!

View Quote [Menacingly] O'Doyle, I think you and your family are headed for a big fall... [Chirpy] but right now, I gotta study.

View Quote Actually, I got this shirt from Frank.

View Quote Well, I made the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before, and, to be honest with you, I wanted to see a blue duck.

View Quote ( after Ernie hangs up the phone ) YOU BLEW IT!

View Quote Is that it, Dad? Did the penguin tell you to do this?

View Quote [Billy after he hallucinates and sees the penguin at Veronica's house][drunkenly]Oh. I see how it is. So sorry to interrupt!

View Quote Hey, kids it's me! I bet you thought that I was dead! But when I fell over I just broke my leg and got a hemorrhage in my head! Ha Ha!

View Quote Er Dad do we have to discuss this with Captain Dipshit in the room?

View Quote You know I like Snack pack, why can't you just give me the snack pack?

View Quote O'Doyle rules!

View Quote You ain't cool, unless, you pee your pants. All the kids my age pee their pants, it's the coolest.

View Quote To...to...to...today, Junior!

View Quote It's nudey magazine day!