Billy Madison

Billy Madison quotes

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Billy Madison
Game show host
O'Doyle Family

I can see your lips moving, but I can't make out the words... I'm deaf! Oh, Veronica Vaughn... Sooo hot... Want to touch the hiney... Ruff!

[Menacingly] O'Doyle, I think you and your family are headed for a big fall... [Chirpy] but right now, I gotta study.

Well, I made the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before, and, to be honest with you, I wanted to see a blue duck.

( after Ernie hangs up the phone ) YOU BLEW IT!

He called the shit poop!

Er Dad do we have to discuss this with Captain Dipshit in the room?

Actually, I got this shirt from Frank.

Is that it, Dad? Did the penguin tell you to do this?

Hey, kids it's me! I bet you thought that I was dead! But when I fell over I just broke my leg and got a hemorrhage in my head! Ha Ha!

You know I like Snack pack, why can't you just give me the snack pack?

O'Doyle rules!

[Billy after he hallucinates and sees the penguin at Veronica's house][drunkenly]Oh. I see how it is. So sorry to interrupt!

It's nudey magazine day!

You ain't cool, unless, you pee your pants. All the kids my age pee their pants, it's the coolest., Junior!