Billy Madison

Billy Madison quotes

32 total quotes (ID: 77)

Billy Madison
Clown
Game show host
O'Doyle Family


[Menacingly] O'Doyle, I think you and your family are headed for a big fall... [Chirpy] but right now, I gotta study.


( after Ernie hangs up the phone ) YOU BLEW IT!

Er Dad do we have to discuss this with Captain Dipshit in the room?

He called the shit poop!

Shampoo is better; I go on first and clean the hair! Conditioner is better; I leave the hair silky and smooth! Oh, really, fool? Really! [He notices a gold swan on the edge of the bathtub.] Stop looking at me, swan!

Well, I made the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before, and, to be honest with you, I wanted to see a blue duck.

Actually, I got this shirt from Frank.

Is that it, Dad? Did the penguin tell you to do this?

Hey, kids it's me! I bet you thought that I was dead! But when I fell over I just broke my leg and got a hemorrhage in my head! Ha Ha!

O'Doyle rules!

You ain't cool, unless, you pee your pants. All the kids my age pee their pants, it's the coolest.

[Billy after he hallucinates and sees the penguin at Veronica's house][drunkenly]Oh. I see how it is. So sorry to interrupt!

To...to...to...today, Junior!

You know I like Snack pack, why can't you just give me the snack pack?

JUST DO IT!