Big Trouble in Little China

Big Trouble in Little China quotes

73 total quotes (ID: 76)

Jack Burton
Lo Pan
Multiple Characters
Wang Chi


(On the phone) Boil them until their flesh falls off....You heard me!!!!!


Rain: You are NOWHERE!

Thunder: I can halp you!

Thunder: Master, you are flesh!

Thunder: Play your cards right... you live to talk about it!

Eddie: Well sure it was a war. And anybody that showed up was gonna join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces.
Jack Burton: Hell of being what?
Eddie: Chinese have a lot of Hells.
Wang Chi: Jack, listen, I need more of your help. I can't pay you today, OK?
Jack Burton: Oh shit.
Wang Chi: How can I? I need all my cash for Miao Yin.
Eddie: And it's gonna cost. She's got green eyes.
Gracie: Oh no, seriously? Oh, that's an extra to these people. It's like leather bucket seats, it's double the price.

Egg Shen: Can see things no one else can see. Do things no one else can do.
Jack Burton: Real things?
Egg Shen: As real as Lo Pan!
Jack Burton: Hey, what more can a guy ask for?
Egg Shen: Oh, a six-demon bag!
Jack Burton: Terrific, a six-demon bag. Sensational. What's in it, Egg?
Egg Shen: Wind, fire, all that kind of thing!

Egg Shen: Lo Pan is down there.
Jack Burton: Down where?
Egg Shen: Where is the universe?

Gracie: [Jack starts up the Pork Chop Express] What was that?
Jack Burton: 6.9 on the Richter scale!

Gracie: I'd go with you but...
Jack Burton: I know, there's a problem with your face.

Jack Burton: [In a whore house under a different name] Henry Swanson's my name, and excitement's my game.
White Tiger: Cash or charge?
Jack Burton: Oh gosh, cash I guess. I mean it's not deductible is it? [Chuckles]

Jack Burton: [Jack points to the wall] Hollow?
Wang Chi: Hollow.
Jack Burton: **** it. [Jack cuts open the hollow wall with his knife]

Jack Burton: [Pointing to Chinese writing on elevator] What does that say?
Wang: Hell of Boiling Oil.
Jack Burton: You're kidding.
Wang: Yeah, I am. It says, "Keep Out"

Jack Burton: Ahh, You know what ol' Jack Burton says at a time like this?
Thunder: Who?
Jack Burton: Jack Burton... ME!

Jack Burton: Great. Walls are probably three feet thick, welded shut from the outside, and covered with brick by now!
Wang Chi: Don't give up, Jack!
Jack Burton: OK, I won't, Wang! Let's just CHEW our way out of here.