Big Trouble in Little China

Big Trouble in Little China quotes

73 total quotes (ID: 76)

Jack Burton
Lo Pan
Multiple Characters
Wang Chi


Jack Burton: Hey Wang, these guys, these Sing Dings...
Wang Chi: The Chang Sings
Jack Burton: ...they have enemies?
Wang Chi: The Wing Kong
Jack Burton: Who wear red turbans?
Wang Chi: [sees they're now surrounded by Wing Kong warriors] Holy SHIT!


Jack Burton: I don't get this at all. I thought Lo Pan—
Lo Pan: Shut up, Mr. Burton! You were not brought upon this world to get it!

Jack Burton: Oh my god. What is that? Don't tell me!
Egg Shen: A guardian. Whatever it sees, Lo Pan knows!

Jack Burton: What is that stuff?
Egg Shen: It is black blood of earth.
Jack Burton: You mean oil?
Egg Shen: No, I mean black blood of the earth.

Jack Burton: What's in the flask, Egg? Magic potion?
Egg Shen: Yeah.
Jack Burton: Thought so, good. What do we do, drink it?
Egg Shen: Yeah!
Jack Burton: Good, thought so.

Lo Pan: ... my curse will be lifted!
Jack Burton: You can go off and rule the Universe from beyond the grave.
Lo Pan: Indeed!
Jack Burton: ... or check into a psycho ward, whichever comes first, huh?

Lo Pan: I love you, Miao Yin and I need you.
Miao Yin: No, I don't belong to you!
Lo Pan: Here, take her! Take the bitch!

Lo Pan: What does it mean? Two girls with green eyes. After all these years.
Gracie: You bastard, unchain me. You're not gonna get away with this. Where's Lo Pan?
Lo Pan: This one has fire as well!

Margo: This is just so shocking. I mean I must just be so monumentally naive.
Eddie: You are.

Margo: Well, God, aren't you even gonna kiss her goodbye?
Jack Burton: Nope.

Pinstripe lawyer: Okay. But if I'm gonna be your attorney, then there are a few things I need to make clear. Like... you really believe in magic?
Egg Shen: You mean Chinese black magic?
Pinstripe lawyer: Yes, I suppose.
Egg Shen: Oh, absolutely.
Pinstripe lawyer: And, uh, things like spooks and demons and goblins?
Egg Shen: Oh, sure. And sorcery.
Pinstripe lawyer: And I suppose you expect me to believe in sorcery as well?
Egg Shen: Of course!
Pinstripe lawyer: Why?
Egg Shen: Because it's real.
Pinstripe lawyer: How can I know that, Mr. Shen?
Egg Shen: How?
Pinstripe lawyer: Yes, how? Help me out here. Please, how?
[Shen raises his hands, and a small bolt of lightning jumps between his palms. The lawyer stares, open-mouthed]
Egg Shen: See? That was nothing. But that's how it always begins. Very small.

Uncle Chu: What the hell is Gracie Law doing here?
Jack Burton: She can't get enough of me.
Gracie: Hah! He wishes.

Wang Chi: Here's to the Army and Navy and the battles they have won; here's to America's colors, the colors that never run.
Jack Burton: May the wings of liberty never lose a feather.

Wang Chi: They've got this sorta clubhouse thing, you know, where they all hang out.
Jack Burton: Sharpen their knives, huh?
Wang Chi: I can't ask you to...
Jack Burton: Where is it?
Wang Chi: Thank you, Jack.

[After having dispatched a big, hairy, bug-eyed, man-eating cave monster with a grenade.]
Egg Shen: It will come out no more!
Jack Burton: What? HUH? What'll come out no more?