The Big Lebowski quotes

101 total quotes

Jeffrey 'The Dude' Lebowski
Multiple Characters
The Stranger
Walter Sobchak

View Quote Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody ****s with The Jesus.

View Quote Donny: I am the Walrus.

View Quote Donny: Phone's ringing Dude.

View Quote The Dude: [ignoring the phone] Thank you, Donny.

View Quote Donny: I'm throwin' rocks tonight. Mark it, Dude.

View Quote Nihilist #3: [Whilst making threatening moves toward the Dude] I **** you in the ass, I **** you in the ass, I **** you, I **** you, I **** you, I ****... [Is smacked in the back of the head and lower back with a boom box before he can do anything]

View Quote Da Fino: Let me tell ya something - I dig your work. Playing one side against the other, in bed with everybody - just fabulous stuff.

View Quote Pilar: [In response to Walter's query whether her husband in an iron lung still writes TV shows] Oh, no. He has health problems.

View Quote The Dude: (With Brandt, encountering the young Mrs. Lebowski in a minimal bikini in a chaise overlooking the estate swimming pool) Ahhh, You're Bunny.

View Quote Brandt: (Releasing a gale of forced laughter) Ha-ha-ha-ha! Wonderful woman. We're all very fond of her. Very free-spirited.

View Quote Bunny: Brandt can't watch, though. Or he has to pay a hundred.

View Quote Brandt: Aha-ha-ha-ha! That's marvelous.

View Quote The Dude: Uhhhh...I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.

View Quote Brandt: This is our concern, Dude.

View Quote The elder Lebowski: Nothing is ****ED?! The god-damn plane has crashed INTO THE MOUNTAIN!