Batman Returns quotes

43 total quotes

Batman/Bruce Wayne
Catwoman/Selina Kyle
Dialogues
Other Characters
The Penguin/Oswald Cobblepot

View Quote Honey, I'm home! Oh, I forgot. I'm not married.

View Quote I don't know about you, Miss Kitty, but I feel so much... yummier. [after her first transformation into Catwoman]

View Quote Six... Seven... All good girls go to heaven... [As she is shot for the third and fourth time.]

View Quote [after Batman hits her] How could you? I'm a woman! [Batman lets his guard down and she attacks] As I was saying, I'm a woman... and can't be taken for granted. Life's a bitch; now so am I.

View Quote [to Schreck] How can you be so mean to someone so meaningless?

View Quote [to Catwoman] You're beauty and the beast in one luscious Christmas gift pack.

View Quote Wow! The Batman... or is it just Batman? [After meeting Batman for the first time]

View Quote [when an angry crowd throws various things at him] Why is it that someone always brings eggs and tomatoes to a speech?!

View Quote [to Bruce Wayne, after mutually uncovering each other's secret identities] Oh God... does this mean we have to start fighting?

View Quote You killed me. The Penguin killed me. Batman killed me. That's three lives down - you got enough in there to finish me off?! [To Schreck]

View Quote [to intervening police officers] You poor guys. Always confusing your pistols with your privates.

View Quote Four....five...still alive! [as her lives are being depleted by gunshots]

View Quote Saved by kitty litter. [looks at the arm Batman napalmed] Bastard.