Batman Returns

Batman Returns quotes

43 total quotes (ID: 62)

Batman/Bruce Wayne
Catwoman/Selina Kyle
Other Characters
The Penguin/Oswald Cobblepot

Odd as it may seem, Max, you and I have something in common. We're both perceived as monsters. But somehow, you're a well-respected monster, and I am... to date... not!

[when an angry crowd throws various things at him] Why is it that someone always brings eggs and tomatoes to a speech?!

[to Catwoman] You're beauty and the beast in one luscious Christmas gift pack.

[to Schreck] How can you be so mean to someone so meaningless?

[after appearing during Batman's rescue of the Ice Princess] Did someone say fish? I haven't been fed all day.

[to Bruce Wayne, after mutually uncovering each other's secret identities] Oh God... does this mean we have to start fighting?

I don't know about you, Miss Kitty, but I feel so much... yummier. [after her first transformation into Catwoman]

Wow! The Batman... or is it just Batman? [After meeting Batman for the first time]

Gotta go, girl talk! [After capturing the Ice Princess]

[to intervening police officers] You poor guys. Always confusing your pistols with your privates.

Saved by kitty litter. [looks at the arm Batman napalmed] Bastard.

Four....five...still alive! [as her lives are being depleted by gunshots]

Six... Seven... All good girls go to heaven... [As she is shot for the third and fourth time.]