Batman Returns quotes

43 total quotes

Batman/Bruce Wayne
Catwoman/Selina Kyle
Dialogues
Other Characters
The Penguin/Oswald Cobblepot

View Quote [showing up at Max's party] You didn't invite me, so I crashed!

View Quote [to Max] Actually... this is all just a bad dream. You're home in bed. Heavily sedated, resting comfortably, and dying from the noxious pollutants you've personally spewed in a lifetime of profiteering. Tragic irony, or poetic justice? You tell me.

View Quote But what it all comes down to is, who's holding the umbrella?!

View Quote It's always the so-called "normal" guys that let you down. Sickos never scare me. At least they're committed.

View Quote MY NAME IS NOT OSWALD! IT'S PENGUIN! I AM NOT A HUMAN BEING!!! I AM AN ANIMAL!!! COLD-BLOODED!!!

View Quote Just relax. I'll take care of the squealing, wretched pinhead puppets of Gotham!... You gotta admit, I've played this stinking city like a harp from hell!

View Quote I was their number one son, and they treated me like number two! But it's human nature to fear the unusual. [After visiting his parents' grave]

View Quote Odd as it may seem, Max, you and I have something in common. We're both perceived as monsters. But somehow, you're a well-respected monster, and I am... to date... not!

View Quote I believe the word you're looking for is 'Aaaaaaaaaah!!!'.

View Quote Right now, my troops are fanning out across town, for your children! Yes - for your first-born sons! The ones you left helpless at home, so you could get juiced on Max's Shreggnog, and dress up like jerks, and dance, badly!

View Quote [to Catwoman] Why should I trust some Cat-broad, anyway? Maybe you're just a screwed-up sorority chick who's gettin' back at her daddy for not buying her that pony when she turned sweet sixteen.

View Quote They wouldn't put me on a pedestal, so I'm layin' 'em on a slab!

View Quote I am Catwoman. Hear me roar.

View Quote [after appearing during Batman's rescue of the Ice Princess] Did someone say fish? I haven't been fed all day.

View Quote Gotta go, girl talk! [After capturing the Ice Princess]