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Batman Returns

Batman Returns quotes

43 total quotes

Batman/Bruce Wayne
Catwoman/Selina Kyle
Dialogues
Other Characters
The Penguin/Oswald Cobblepot




View Quote [to Catwoman] Why should I trust some Cat-broad, anyway? Maybe you're just a screwed-up sorority chick who's gettin' back at her daddy for not buying her that pony when she turned sweet sixteen.
View Quote [to Catwoman] You're beauty and the beast in one luscious Christmas gift pack.
View Quote [to intervening police officers] You poor guys. Always confusing your pistols with your privates.
View Quote [to Max] Actually... this is all just a bad dream. You're home in bed. Heavily sedated, resting comfortably, and dying from the noxious pollutants you've personally spewed in a lifetime of profiteering. Tragic irony, or poetic justice? You tell me.
View Quote [to Schreck] How can you be so mean to someone so meaningless?
View Quote [when an angry crowd throws various things at him] Why is it that someone always brings eggs and tomatoes to a speech?!
View Quote A penguin is a bird that cannot fly! I am a man. I have a name. [pauses, reluctant to accept it] ... Oswald Cobblepot!
View Quote But what it all comes down to is, who's holding the umbrella?!
View Quote Four....five...still alive! [as her lives are being depleted by gunshots]
View Quote Gotta go, girl talk! [After capturing the Ice Princess]
View Quote Honey, I'm home! Oh, I forgot. I'm not married.
View Quote I am Catwoman. Hear me roar.
View Quote I believe the word you're looking for is 'Aaaaaaaaaah!!!'.
View Quote I don't know about you, Miss Kitty, but I feel so much... yummier. [after her first transformation into Catwoman]
View Quote I was their number one son, and they treated me like number two! But it's human nature to fear the unusual. [After visiting his parents' grave]