Batman Returns quotes
43 total quotes (ID: 62)Batman/Bruce Wayne
Catwoman/Selina Kyle
Dialogues
Other Characters
The Penguin/Oswald Cobblepot
[to Catwoman] Why should I trust some Cat-broad, anyway? Maybe you're just a screwed-up sorority chick who's gettin' back at her daddy for not buying her that pony when she turned sweet sixteen.
[to Catwoman] You're beauty and the beast in one luscious Christmas gift pack.
[to intervening police officers] You poor guys. Always confusing your pistols with your privates.
[to Max] Actually... this is all just a bad dream. You're home in bed. Heavily sedated, resting comfortably, and dying from the noxious pollutants you've personally spewed in a lifetime of profiteering. Tragic irony, or poetic justice? You tell me.
[to Schreck] How can you be so mean to someone so meaningless?
[when an angry crowd throws various things at him] Why is it that someone always brings eggs and tomatoes to a speech?!
A penguin is a bird that cannot fly! I am a man. I have a name. [pauses, reluctant to accept it] ... Oswald Cobblepot!
But what it all comes down to is, who's holding the umbrella?!
Four....five...still alive! [as her lives are being depleted by gunshots]
Gotta go, girl talk! [After capturing the Ice Princess]
Honey, I'm home! Oh, I forgot. I'm not married.
I am Catwoman. Hear me roar.
I believe the word you're looking for is 'Aaaaaaaaaah!!!'.
I don't know about you, Miss Kitty, but I feel so much... yummier. [after her first transformation into Catwoman]
I was their number one son, and they treated me like number two! But it's human nature to fear the unusual. [After visiting his parents' grave]