Batman Returns quotes

43 total quotes

Batman/Bruce Wayne
Catwoman/Selina Kyle
Dialogues
Other Characters
The Penguin/Oswald Cobblepot

View Quote It's always the so-called "normal" guys that let you down. Sickos never scare me. At least they're committed.

View Quote Just relax. I'll take care of the squealing, wretched pinhead puppets of Gotham!... You gotta admit, I've played this stinking city like a harp from hell!

View Quote MY NAME IS NOT OSWALD! IT'S PENGUIN! I AM NOT A HUMAN BEING!!! I AM AN ANIMAL!!! COLD-BLOODED!!!

View Quote Odd as it may seem, Max, you and I have something in common. We're both perceived as monsters. But somehow, you're a well-respected monster, and I am... to date... not!

View Quote Right now, my troops are fanning out across town, for your children! Yes - for your first-born sons! The ones you left helpless at home, so you could get juiced on Max's Shreggnog, and dress up like jerks, and dance, badly!

View Quote Saved by kitty litter. [looks at the arm Batman napalmed] Bastard.

View Quote Six... Seven... All good girls go to heaven... [As she is shot for the third and fourth time.]

View Quote They wouldn't put me on a pedestal, so I'm layin' 'em on a slab!

View Quote Wow! The Batman... or is it just Batman? [After meeting Batman for the first time]

View Quote You killed me. The Penguin killed me. Batman killed me. That's three lives down - you got enough in there to finish me off?! [To Schreck]

View Quote [after appearing during Batman's rescue of the Ice Princess] Did someone say fish? I haven't been fed all day.

View Quote [after Batman hits her] How could you? I'm a woman! [Batman lets his guard down and she attacks] As I was saying, I'm a woman... and can't be taken for granted. Life's a bitch; now so am I.

View Quote [to Bruce Wayne, after mutually uncovering each other's secret identities] Oh God... does this mean we have to start fighting?