Batman Returns

Batman Returns quotes

43 total quotes (ID: 62)

Batman/Bruce Wayne
Catwoman/Selina Kyle
Dialogues
Other Characters
The Penguin/Oswald Cobblepot


It's always the so-called "normal" guys that let you down. Sickos never scare me. At least they're committed.


Just relax. I'll take care of the squealing, wretched pinhead puppets of Gotham!... You gotta admit, I've played this stinking city like a harp from hell!

MY NAME IS NOT OSWALD! IT'S PENGUIN! I AM NOT A HUMAN BEING!!! I AM AN ANIMAL!!! COLD-BLOODED!!!

Odd as it may seem, Max, you and I have something in common. We're both perceived as monsters. But somehow, you're a well-respected monster, and I am... to date... not!

Right now, my troops are fanning out across town, for your children! Yes - for your first-born sons! The ones you left helpless at home, so you could get juiced on Max's Shreggnog, and dress up like jerks, and dance, badly!

Saved by kitty litter. [looks at the arm Batman napalmed] Bastard.

Six... Seven... All good girls go to heaven... [As she is shot for the third and fourth time.]

They wouldn't put me on a pedestal, so I'm layin' 'em on a slab!

Wow! The Batman... or is it just Batman? [After meeting Batman for the first time]

You killed me. The Penguin killed me. Batman killed me. That's three lives down - you got enough in there to finish me off?! [To Schreck]

[after appearing during Batman's rescue of the Ice Princess] Did someone say fish? I haven't been fed all day.

[after Batman hits her] How could you? I'm a woman! [Batman lets his guard down and she attacks] As I was saying, I'm a woman... and can't be taken for granted. Life's a bitch; now so am I.

[to Bruce Wayne, after mutually uncovering each other's secret identities] Oh God... does this mean we have to start fighting?