Batman (1989) quotes

78 total quotes

Batman/Bruce Wayne
Jack Napier
Multiple Characters
The Joker

View Quote So, remember, put on a happy face!

View Quote [to Goons] Gentlemen! Let's broaden our minds.

View Quote [after Vicki calls him insane] Oh! I thought I was a Pisces!

View Quote [after Vicki splashes some water on his face] Oh shit! Oh! I'm melting! I'm melting! I'm melting! God! Ahhhhhhh...[uncovers his face and frightens Vicki] Boo [laughs].

View Quote I now do what other people only dream. I make art until someone dies. See? I am the world's first fully functioning homicidal artist.

View Quote Where does he get all those wonderful toys?

View Quote I'm only laughing on the outside / My smile is just skin deep / If you could see inside I'm really crying / You might join me for a weep. [laughs]

View Quote Never rub another man's rhubarb!

View Quote Tell me something, my friend. Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

View Quote Joker here. Now you fellas have said some pretty mean things. Some of which were true, under that fiend Boss Grissom. He was a thief, and a terrorist. On the other hand he had a tremendous singing voice. He's dead now, and he's left me in charge.

View Quote Now, I can be theatrical, and maybe even a little rough - but one thing I am not, is a killer. I am an artist. I love a good party. So, truce. Commence au festival!

View Quote At midnight, I will dump twenty million in cash on the crowd. Now don't worry about me, I've got enough.

View Quote [to Batman] I have taken off my makeup. Now let's see if you can take off yours.

View Quote And now, folks, it's time for "Who do you trust!" Hubba, hubba, hubba! Money, money, money! Who do you trust? Me? I'm giving away free money. And where is the Batman? He's at home, washin' his tights!

View Quote Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile.