Batman (1989) quotes

78 total quotes

Batman/Bruce Wayne
Jack Napier
Multiple Characters
The Joker

View Quote Did you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

View Quote Batman...Batman! Can somebody tell me what kind of a world do we live in, where a man dressed as a bat gets all of my press? This town needs an enema!

View Quote I have given a name to my pain... and it is Batman. [shoots the TV in which he is watching]

View Quote Gotham City. Always brings a smile to my face.

View Quote [before shooting Grissom] Jack? Jack is dead, my friend. You can call me...Joker. And as you can see, I'm a lot happier.

View Quote [In response to Rotelli's question about his grin] Life's been good to me.

View Quote [In response to Rotelli's refusal to accept his proposal] Well, Tony. Nobody wants a war. Why, we'll just shake hands and that'll be it. [proceeds to electrocute Rotelli with a lethally electric joy buzzer]

View Quote Antoine got a little hot under the collar. (laughs)

View Quote Haven't you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?

View Quote [to Bob] And remember. You...are my number one...guy.

View Quote [To Rotelli's smoking corpse] You are vicious bastard, Rottelli. [strangles him] And I'm glad you're dead!

View Quote I saw it! I was there. I saw it all. He reached up with his dead hand and he signed it in his own blood. ...and he did it with this pen. Hello, Vinny. It's your Uncle Bingo. Time to pay the check.

View Quote The pen...is truly mightier than the sword!

View Quote New, improved Joker products with a new secret ingredient: Smiley.

View Quote That luscious tan, those ruby lips, and hair color so natural, only your undertaker knows for sure. I know what you're saying: where could I find these brand, new item? That's the gag. Chances are, you bought them already!