Batman (1989) quotes
78 total quotes (ID: 677)Batman/Bruce Wayne
Jack Napier
Multiple Characters
The Joker
Did you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Batman...Batman! Can somebody tell me what kind of a world do we live in, where a man dressed as a bat gets all of my press? This town needs an enema!
I have given a name to my pain... and it is Batman. [shoots the TV in which he is watching]
Gotham City. Always brings a smile to my face.
[before shooting Grissom] Jack? Jack is dead, my friend. You can call me...Joker. And as you can see, I'm a lot happier.
[In response to Rotelli's question about his grin] Life's been good to me.
[In response to Rotelli's refusal to accept his proposal] Well, Tony. Nobody wants a war. Why, we'll just shake hands and that'll be it. [proceeds to electrocute Rotelli with a lethally electric joy buzzer]
Antoine got a little hot under the collar. (laughs)
Haven't you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?
[to Bob] And remember. You...are my number one...guy.
[To Rotelli's smoking corpse] You are vicious bastard, Rottelli. [strangles him] And I'm glad you're dead!
I saw it! I was there. I saw it all. He reached up with his dead hand and he signed it in his own blood. ...and he did it with this pen. Hello, Vinny. It's your Uncle Bingo. Time to pay the check.
The pen...is truly mightier than the sword!
New, improved Joker products with a new secret ingredient: Smiley.
That luscious tan, those ruby lips, and hair color so natural, only your undertaker knows for sure. I know what you're saying: where could I find these brand, new item? That's the gag. Chances are, you bought them already!