Bad Boys II quotes

61 total quotes

Marcus Burnett
Mike Lowery
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View Quote [staring into the captain's fishbowl after ingesting X] This is a nice fish. Big ****in' eyes, but a nice ****in' fish.

View Quote Now that's how you supposed to shoot, from now on that's how you shoot! Oh man, I want my next partner to shoot like that WOOOOO... it takes a dysfunctional mother****er to bust somebody in the head like that. That's some disfunctional shit! My next partner's gonna invite me to his barbeques and shit, though.

View Quote Mike Lowery: Vargas, we're not gonna make it to the tunnel! Go to Plan B! We're going to Plan B!
Marcus Burnett: What Plan B?
Mike Lowery: [pause] Man, you don't pay attention to SHIT, do you?
Syd: [as they start arguing in the middle of the gunfight] Are you ****ing shitting me? LET'S GO!
Detective Mateo Reyes: [in the escape tunnel] Plan B? What the hell is Plan B?

View Quote [Repeated Line] Woosah...

View Quote Mike, I can't even get an erection. I tried taking Viagra. Popped one, popped two. I've been eating them like Skittles.

View Quote Mike Lowery: Captain, is it possible we can discuss potential reimbursement...
Capt. Howard: The department doesn't cover personal property, that's why we drive police cars.

View Quote Marcus Burnett: You see that?
Mike Lowery: They throwin' cars. How'd I not see that.
Marcus Burnett: Hey, Mike, I'm just trying to be helpful.
Mike Lowery: Hey, you'd know what would be ****in' helpful, Marcus? Just shut the **** up and let me drive, let's try that.

View Quote It ain't exactly a pool, man. It's like a big-ass puddle wrapped in blue plastic.

View Quote Mike Lowery: Crash the ambulance into the mortuary now.
Detective Mateo Reyes: [over radio] No way. I'm not getting suspended again.
Mike Lowery: I'm gonna whoop your asses if you don't crash that ambulance into the mortuary now.

View Quote [Marcus interrogates a dead gang member]
Marcus Burnett: Hey look, man, can you tell me who was driving the black Suburban? Huh? Oh he don't know nothin'. His brains is under the end table.
[turns around to see another dead gang member]
Marcus Burnett: He can't tell us shit, Mike. He's all ****ed up.
Mike Lowery: What's your point?
Marcus Burnett: My point is that dead suspects can't say shit.

View Quote Calm down I'm calm I'm calm whoa hey WHOA WHOA I am way to unstable for that bullshit stop all the god damn movement everybody STOP MOVING

View Quote Mike, I just had an erection. Call up the wife tell her I am on The Way!

View Quote [repeated line] That's that bullshit.

View Quote Megan Burnett: I bet you meet a lot of cute guys. Just like "Sex and the City".
Marcus Burnett: Theresa, cancel the damn cable!

View Quote See, that's that new spiritual shit my partner's on. Me? I actually prefer shooting mother****ers.