Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery quotes

81 total quotes (ID: 50)

Austin Powers
Doctor Evil
Multiple Characters


Allow myself to introduce... myself. My name is Richie Cunningham and this is my wife, Oprah.


Austin Powers... Danger's my middle name.

Groovy, baby!

Jimi Hendrix, deceased, drugs. Janis Joplin, deceased, alcohol. Mama Cass, deceased, ham sandwich.

I've been frozen for 30 years. I've got to see if my bits and pieces are still working. [taps crotch] Hello? Are you awake?

Well, no offense, but if that is a woman, it looks like she was beaten with an ugly stick!

[Filling out a form] Name? Austin Danger Powers. Sex? Yes, please!

Au contraire, baby, you can't resist me.

That really hurt! I'm gonna have a lump there, you idiot! Who throws a shoe? Honestly! You fight like a woman!

That's Doctor Evil. I didn't spend six years in Evil Medical School to be called "Mister", thank you very much.

Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?

Throw me a frickin' bone here!

Finally, we come to my number-two man. His name? Number Two.

Open the frickin' door!

Scottie's on fire...