Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery quotes
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Doctor Evil
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Allow myself to introduce... myself. My name is Richie Cunningham and this is my wife, Oprah.
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Austin Powers... Danger's my middle name.
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Groovy, baby!
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Jimi Hendrix, deceased, drugs. Janis Joplin, deceased, alcohol. Mama Cass, deceased, ham sandwich.
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I've been frozen for 30 years. I've got to see if my bits and pieces are still working. [taps crotch] Hello? Are you awake?
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Well, no offense, but if that is a woman, it looks like she was beaten with an ugly stick!
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[Filling out a form] Name? Austin Danger Powers. Sex? Yes, please!
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Au contraire, baby, you can't resist me.
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That really hurt! I'm gonna have a lump there, you idiot! Who throws a shoe? Honestly! You fight like a woman!
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That's Doctor Evil. I didn't spend six years in Evil Medical School to be called "Mister", thank you very much.
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Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?
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Throw me a frickin' bone here!
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Finally, we come to my number-two man. His name? Number Two.
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Open the frickin' door!
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Scottie's on fire...