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Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery quotes

81 total quotes

Austin Powers
Doctor Evil
Multiple Characters




View Quote Allow myself to introduce... myself. My name is Richie Cunningham and this is my wife, Oprah.
View Quote Austin Powers... Danger's my middle name.
View Quote Groovy, baby!
View Quote Jimi Hendrix, deceased, drugs. Janis Joplin, deceased, alcohol. Mama Cass, deceased, ham sandwich.
View Quote I've been frozen for 30 years. I've got to see if my bits and pieces are still working. [taps crotch] Hello? Are you awake?
View Quote Well, no offense, but if that is a woman, it looks like she was beaten with an ugly stick!
View Quote [Filling out a form] Name? Austin Danger Powers. Sex? Yes, please!
View Quote Au contraire, baby, you can't resist me.
View Quote That really hurt! I'm gonna have a lump there, you idiot! Who throws a shoe? Honestly! You fight like a woman!
View Quote That's Doctor Evil. I didn't spend six years in Evil Medical School to be called "Mister", thank you very much.
View Quote Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?
View Quote Throw me a frickin' bone here!
View Quote Finally, we come to my number-two man. His name? Number Two.
View Quote Open the frickin' door!
View Quote Scottie's on fire...