As Good as It Gets

As Good as It Gets quotes

41 total quotes (ID: 47)

Carol Connelly
Frank Sachs
Melvin Udall
Simon Bishop

People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch.

Police! Donut-munching morons! Help me!

I'm losing my apartment, Melvin. And Frank, he wants me to beg my parents, who haven't called me, for help. And I won't. And... I don't want to paint any more! So the life that I was trying for, is over. The life that I had is gone, and I'm feeling so damn sorry for myself that it's difficult to breathe.

I'm in a freakball here!

Yes, I hate the doggy! Yes, I hate the doggy!

You think you can intimidate the whole world with your attitude but you don't intimidate me. I grew up in hell, home boy! My grandmother had more attitude!

Lucky for you, you're here for rock-bottom. You absolute horror of a human being.

If you stare at someone long enough, you discover their humanity.

This is New York, pal. If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere.

Well then get in your jamies and I'll read you a story!

You don't love anything, Mr. Udall.