As Good as It Gets

As Good as It Gets quotes

41 total quotes (ID: 47)

Carol Connelly
Frank Sachs
Melvin Udall
Simon Bishop


You wanna say no to me? You wanna say no to me?! 'Cause I've never felt this crazy as I do right now. I almost want you to say no.


I want your life for one minute where my biggest problem is someone offering me a free convertible so I can get outta this city.

Lucky for you, you're here for rock-bottom. You absolute horror of a human being.

You think you can intimidate the whole world with your attitude but you don't intimidate me. I grew up in hell, home boy! My grandmother had more attitude!

This is New York, pal. If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere.

If you stare at someone long enough, you discover their humanity.

Yes, I hate the doggy! Yes, I hate the doggy!

I'm in a freakball here!

I'm losing my apartment, Melvin. And Frank, he wants me to beg my parents, who haven't called me, for help. And I won't. And... I don't want to paint any more! So the life that I was trying for, is over. The life that I had is gone, and I'm feeling so damn sorry for myself that it's difficult to breathe.

Well then get in your jamies and I'll read you a story!

You don't love anything, Mr. Udall.