As Good as It Gets quotes

41 total quotes

Carol Connelly
Frank Sachs
Melvin Udall
Simon Bishop

View Quote Police! Donut-munching morons! Help me!

View Quote People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch.

View Quote I guess what I'm trying to say is... you make me want to be a better man.

View Quote I'm in a freakball here!

View Quote If you stare at someone long enough, you discover their humanity.

View Quote Lucky for you, you're here for rock-bottom. You absolute horror of a human being.

View Quote Yes, I hate the doggy! Yes, I hate the doggy!

View Quote You wanna say no to me? You wanna say no to me?! 'Cause I've never felt this crazy as I do right now. I almost want you to say no.

View Quote This is New York, pal. If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere.

View Quote You don't love anything, Mr. Udall.

View Quote Well then get in your jamies and I'll read you a story!