As Good as It Gets

As Good as It Gets quotes

41 total quotes (ID: 47)

Carol Connelly
Frank Sachs
Melvin Udall
Simon Bishop


Quit worrying. You'll be back on your knees in no time.


You're a disgrace to depression.

Police! Donut-munching morons! Help me!

I'm in a freakball here!

Yes, I hate the doggy! Yes, I hate the doggy!

Lucky for you, you're here for rock-bottom. You absolute horror of a human being.

If you stare at someone long enough, you discover their humanity.

This is New York, pal. If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere.

You think you can intimidate the whole world with your attitude but you don't intimidate me. I grew up in hell, home boy! My grandmother had more attitude!

Well then get in your jamies and I'll read you a story!

You don't love anything, Mr. Udall.