As Good as It Gets

As Good as It Gets quotes

41 total quotes (ID: 47)

Carol Connelly
Frank Sachs
Melvin Udall
Simon Bishop


Police! Donut-munching morons! Help me!


I want your life for one minute where my biggest problem is someone offering me a free convertible so I can get outta this city.

You think you can intimidate the whole world with your attitude but you don't intimidate me. I grew up in hell, home boy! My grandmother had more attitude!

Lucky for you, you're here for rock-bottom. You absolute horror of a human being.

This is New York, pal. If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere.

I'm in a freakball here!

If you stare at someone long enough, you discover their humanity.

Yes, I hate the doggy! Yes, I hate the doggy!

I'm losing my apartment, Melvin. And Frank, he wants me to beg my parents, who haven't called me, for help. And I won't. And... I don't want to paint any more! So the life that I was trying for, is over. The life that I had is gone, and I'm feeling so damn sorry for myself that it's difficult to breathe.

Well then get in your jamies and I'll read you a story!

You don't love anything, Mr. Udall.