Simon Bishop quotes

You don't love anything, Mr. Udall.

Lucky for you, you're here for rock-bottom. You absolute horror of a human being.

Well then get in your jamies and I'll read you a story!

I'm losing my apartment, Melvin. And Frank, he wants me to beg my parents, who haven't called me, for help. And I won't. And... I don't want to paint any more! So the life that I was trying for, is over. The life that I had is gone, and I'm feeling so damn sorry for myself that it's difficult to breathe.

The best thing you have going for you is your willingness to humiliate yourself.

If you stare at someone long enough, you discover their humanity.

Do you miss the tough guy? [imitating Melvin] Well here I am, sweetheart! C'mere ya little piss-ant mop!

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