Simon Bishop quotes
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You don't love anything, Mr. Udall.
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Lucky for you, you're here for rock-bottom. You absolute horror of a human being.
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Well then get in your jamies and I'll read you a story!
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I'm losing my apartment, Melvin. And Frank, he wants me to beg my parents, who haven't called me, for help. And I won't. And... I don't want to paint any more! So the life that I was trying for, is over. The life that I had is gone, and I'm feeling so damn sorry for myself that it's difficult to breathe.
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The best thing you have going for you is your willingness to humiliate yourself.
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If you stare at someone long enough, you discover their humanity.
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Do you miss the tough guy? [imitating Melvin] Well here I am, sweetheart! C'mere ya little piss-ant mop!