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Arsenic and Old Lace

Arsenic and Old Lace quotes

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Elaine Harper
Jonathan Brewster
Mortimer Brewster
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Teddy




View Quote [explaining to Elaine why they shouldn't be married] You wouldn't want to have children with three heads, would you? I mean, you wouldn't want to set up housekeeping in a padded cell. Oh, it would be bad.
View Quote I shall be in my office vetoing some bills.
View Quote [to Jonathan] Where did you get that face? Hollywood?
View Quote We better not leave the car parked in the street; it might be against the law.
View Quote [to elderly guest] You... Get out of here! D'ya wanna be poisoned? D'ya wanna be murdered? D'ya wanna be killed?
View Quote Even the cat's in on it!
View Quote [trying to make Jonathan leave] Now, here's ten dollars. Why don't you be a good sport and go out and haunt yourself a hotel?
View Quote Certainly there are thirteen bodies in the cellar and there are hundreds more in the attic!
View Quote Teddy: Mr. Witherfork!
Mr. Witherspoon: Spoon!
Mortimer: [hands him spoon] Oh, here you go.
View Quote [after finding the dead body in the window seat]
Mortimer: But — what happened to him?
Martha: [cheerfully] He died.
View Quote [to Mortimer] If you tell O'Hara what's in the window seat, I'll tell him what's in the cellar. There's an elderly gentleman down there who seems to be very dead.
View Quote When I come back, I expect to find you gone. Wait for me!
View Quote The home of my youth... As a child, I wanted to escape it. Now, I want to escape back into it.
View Quote [Mortimer is feeling amorous in the cemetery with Elaine]
Elaine: Mortimer! Right out here in the open with everyone looking?
Mortimer: Yes, right out here in the open with everyone looking. Let everyone in Brooklyn over sixteen look!
View Quote [to his aunts] This is developing into a very bad habit! I don't know if I can explain it to you. It's not only against the law, it's wrong!