The Addams Family

The Addams Family quotes

33 total quotes (ID: 20)


[Gomez and Fester are watching home movies.]
Gomez: You remember that fateful night?
Uncle Fester: Um... Your first cigar!
Gomez: What? Come on, old man, I've smoked since I was 5. Mother insisted.

[A golf ball crashes through Judge Womack's window.]
Judge: Damn you, Addams!
Gomez: Sorry about the window, Judge. Keep the ball, I have a whole bucket full.
Judge: You moron!

Dr. Pinder-Schloss: Mr. Addams, I beleef I am understandink. I can help. Jais? Ze theory of displacement -- is zis familiar?
Gomez: No. Tish?
Dr. Pinder-Schloss: Oh! It is too exciting. I vill explain.
Gomez: Is it unpleasant?
Dr. Pinder-Schloss: Deeply. Your very own bruzzer -- you drive him avay. Go! Off viz you! But zen -- you are feelink ze little black monster.
Gomez: Pugsley?
Dr. Pinder-Schloss: Guilt! Jais! Your bruzzer returns, you feel guilty -- you displace.