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The Addams Family

The Addams Family quotes

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Wednesday




View Quote [Wednesday is hooking up an electric chair.]
Wednesday: Pugsley, sit in the chair.
Pugsley: Why?
Wednesday: Because we're going to play a game.
Pugsley: What game?
Wednesday: [strapping him in] It's called, "Is There a God?"
View Quote Pugsley: Are they dead?
Wednesday: Does it matter?
View Quote Girl Scout: Is this made from real lemons?
Wednesday: Yes.
Girl Scout: I only like all-natural foods and beverages, organically grown, with no preservatives. Are you sure they're real lemons?
Pugsley: Yes.
Girl Scout: I'll tell you what. I'll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies. Do we have a deal?
Wednesday: Are they made from real Girl Scouts?
View Quote [Watching Pugsley sleep.]
Morticia: He looks so sweet. Looks just like a little entree.
View Quote Morticia: Children, what are you doing?
Wednesday: I'm going to electrocute him.
Morticia: But we're late for the charity auction.
Wednesday: But, Mother...
Morticia: I said no.
Pugsley: Pleeaaaase?
Morticia: Oh, all right.
View Quote Wednesday: Please pass the salt.
Morticia: And what do we say?
Wednesday: NOW.
View Quote Gomez: How long has it been since we waltzed?
Morticia: Oh, Gomez... hours.
View Quote Dr. Pinderschloss: The human spirit, it is a very difficult thing to kill.
Grandma: Even with a chainsaw!
View Quote Dr. Pinderschloss: Love/hate, hate/love. Like for mama, no?
Gomez: But, I didn't hate my mother. It was an accident!
View Quote [Morticia and Grandma examine a rare and valuable heirloom Morticia is about to donate to charity.]
Grandma: Let's keep it!
Morticia: Hush, mama! It's for charity! Widows and orphans. We need more of them.
View Quote Morticia: Margaret, about the s?ance tonight, I wish you'd come. It's Gomez. I'm terribly worried about him. He won't eat, he can't sleep, he keeps coughing up blood.
Margaret: He coughs up blood?
Morticia: Well, not like he used to.
View Quote Margaret: [Regarding Cousin It] Everyone keeps asking where he got his costume.
Gomez: It is a wonderful hat.
View Quote Sally Jessy Raphael: So, you say your son was kidnapped by voodoo witch doctors? Let's take a call.
Gomez: Hello, Sally?
Sally Jessy Raphael: Mr. Addams, please, stop calling! We do not know where they meet!
View Quote Morticia: Gomez, let's go for a drive. The whole family.
Gomez: A drive? And miss "Gilligan"?
View Quote Uncle Fester: Haven't you ever slaughtered anyone before?
Wednesday: He's only a child.
Uncle Fester: That's no excuse. Aim for a major artery. The jugular.